Reply #99: Ralph Nader should suck a candy bar out of my ass and choke on it.

[Richard Steele]

And the thing is, he'd probably choke to DEATH if that happened.

Because it wouldn't even OCCUR to his entourage to give him the Heimlich Maneuver;
They'd see him turning blue on the floor and immediately break into "action groups"
to discuss the possibility of forming a committee to draft legislation
requiring the FDA to form a task force charged with investigating the
pros/cons of having a "choking hazard" label tattood on my ass.

You know they would.