Reply #8: Not me. Besides, Canada does not actually exist.

[MineralMan]

London is in England. There is no such place as Ontario.

Vancouver is in Washington state.

Saskatoon is a silly name. Nobody would live in a place called Saskatoon. Therefore it doesn't exist.

And talk about silly names, what about Nunavut? I'll have nunuvthat. That's just silly.

I drove north in Minnesota. Where Canada was supposed to be was a freaking ocean, or what looked like one, anyhow.

Yeah, and where is it that they speak French? France, right.

That funny accent is the same as people on the evening news and in some parts of Wisconsin.

And Niagara Falls? That's in New York.

And what about Alaska? That's a freaking state in the USA, and it's north of Washington, isn't it?

So, I'm no Canadian. I'm not a figment of anyone's imagination.