Reply #2: Sounds devilicious but ...

[jeff30997]

You're pretty vague about the way to prepare the turkey.Should

I waterboard it or use electrodes on the bird's testicles ?

Oh,and you forgot about dessert!

Suggestion:


Crime brulée

Put a Dick and some Chimp meat in a large bowel.
Add a shameless egghead for scientific flavor.
Whip the mix until it's dark and oily then add
1 pound of sugar to reduce the bitterness.
Pour into 6 crime brulée dishes and bake in
a GD flamefest for 30 minutes.
Just prior to serving,caramelize with a blowtorch.

Voila ! :)