IMF chief tried to fuck maid after mistaking her for a small financially crippled country

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MF chief Dominique Strauss-Kahn has claimed he only tried to fuck a New York maid because he thought she was a small Caribbean island in financial difficulty.

Mr Strauss-Kahn was remanded in custody in a New York jail despite protesting his arrest was merely the result of a case of mistaken identity.

An IMF spokesperson explained, “Forcing our engorged corporate genitals into the tiny crevices of small financially suffering countries is what the IMF is all about.”

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“We can only apologise if Dominique mistook her for somewhere like Jamaica. He basically just went into autopilot and did what we the IMF have been doing for years – is that really his fault?”

http://newsthump.com/2011/05/17/imf-chief-tried-to-fuck-maid-after-mistaking-her-for-a-small-financially-crippled-country/