Reply #5: We fight because our economy would collapse otherwise.

[dgibby]

We fight because we want to dominate the world.

We fight because we want everyone else's natural resources.

We fight because we are the biggest, meanest, mofo's and we have the best weapons.

We fight because we the USA, and we're exceptional.

We fight because Gawd wants us to convert all those heathens and turn them to Talibornagains.

We fight because we're going to spread De(bygawd)mocracy to the ends of the earth, even if we have to kill everybody on the planet to do it.

We fight because Chickenhawk old men get their rocks off sending young men to die.

We fight because we love war, we love to dominate.

That's why we fight, Mr. President, that's why.