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Keith Bee
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Tue May-17-11 11:38 AM
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Let's take a look at the GOP field from the perspective of the wingnut Republican base, shall we?
Romney: He did soshillust health care in Masserchewzits. Plus he's one o dem Church of Judas Priest of Labor Day Sales people.
Daniels: He an AY-RAB!!!
Gingrich: He a JEW! Why u think he conservated to Catholoscissors? To cover it up is why!
Bachmann: She a hootnanny! But who's her husbind? cuz HE'LL be maken all da decishins on account of she's a woman.
Palin: Same thing an I don't like Todd, cuz the name Todd is mentioned NOWHERE in the Bible.
Huntsman: He thinks dem homersectionals should be allowed to have civil onions!
Pawlenty: ..............whut?
Why cant we jus re-erect George W. Bush? For da life o me I still dont unnerstan why he didn't rerun in 2008!
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