Things You'll Never Hear at a Teabagger Event

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Things You'll Never Hear at a Teabagger Event

Do these flag pants make my ass look big?

Could somebody please check the spelling on my sign?

I'm starting to think that maybe Reagan wasn't such a great president after all.

There's absolutely nothing wrong with having a black president.

Do the teabags hanging from my hat make me look dorky?

Come to think of it, "I'm teabagging for Jesus" really is a stupid sign.

Wait a minute. Bush is the one who caused the massive deficit increase. Why are we bitching about Obama?

Wow. Sarah Palin really IS a moron.

Can somebody loan me their copy of the Constitution so I can look something up?

I shop at a LOT of places other than WalMart.

No thanks. I don't like stuff from KFC.

There are a lot of beers other than Coors lite.

Maybe I should quit smoking. Cigarettes cost a lot more in a year than the taxes I'm bitching about.

I hate NASCAR.

Abe Lincoln wasn't one of the founding fathers.

I hate watching FOX News.

Maybe I'd save money by trading in my SUV for something that gets more than 5 mpg.

I think we should end the senseless wars and bring the troops home.

There are a lot of better things to eat than deep fried butter on a stick.

Shouldn't a protest involve more than walking from the parking lot to the grass with a stadium chair, a sign, and a beer cooler?

Dancing With The Stars is a really stupid show.

Truck Nutz are ignorant.

You know, the Koch brothers paid for all of this for their own gain, not ours.

Hey, man, don't Bogart the joint dude.

Jesus probably wouldn't approve of cutting social services for the poor.

Now that I think about it, I DID spend more for this silly colonial costume than I could save through tax cuts.