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scheming daemons Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-20-11 02:35 AM
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The BENEFITS of the Rapture
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- Unemployment will drop precipitously immediately. Thousands and thousands of jobs, many of them good-paying, will open up. The unemployment rate will plummet.

- Gas companies tell us that the price of gas is based on "demand". If that is true, "demand" is about to go through the floor as thousands of cars will no longer be in use. Gas will be down under $3 a gallon by the end of the month.

- Traffic will be awesome!

- Much shorter lines at Disneyworld attractions.

- Plenty of good seats available at NBA and NHL playoff games, baseball games, and you can pick your seat for any Broadway show. Of course, you might end up watching understudies perform.
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