Raise Your Hand If You Want a Quick Story of a Dumbass Republican...

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Ok I encountered something truly bizarre today. (I live in South Florida and frankly see or hear something bizarre everyday.)

Early this morning I'm in the drive-through line at McDonalds for a coffee and orange juice. Nice morning so my windows were down. The 10 year old, rather beaten up car in front of me was plastered with right-wing, bat-shit crazy bumper stickers. "Have you prayed for a liberal today?", "Bush/Cheney 04", "This Car Insured By Colt 45", etc. She even had a "First there was God, and then there was RUSH" sticker. You get the drift.

There was a lady driving and she had three large dogs shoved into the car. Well she's fumbling around for awhile at the speaker and kept telling the nice lady at McDonalds to "hang on." Finally I hear her say "I've never been here before and don't know what you have." OK, now let's be honest. How many have never once been to a McDonalds? I mean really. I hate their food and rarely order it. But coffee, a soda, some juice, a frigging sundae. We've all been there at some point.

OK, so she spends about 3 minutes asking questions. I hear her order some sort of sandwich and then she asks for a large bowl so she can give her dogs some water. The lady at McDs says she doesn't have a bowl but can give her a large cup of water. The lady responds LOUDLY "I can't believe you people. So rude and unhelpful." Just give me my sandwich.

The lady says please pull around and I pull up. I start by saying I don't need a dog dish and yes I have been here before. I heard lots of giggling through the speaker. I order, pull forward and the lady's car is completely gone. I asked the the lady in the window where the cranky women went and she said that she tried to pay in a check. Of course they don't take checks. So she spit on the window (missing the employee thank goodness) and hauled ass out of there.

Yup. These are many of the types of people we are up against. Fucking loony-toons who've been brainwashed by the right. They hate because they are told to hate. They don't have a clue about reality.