Reply #47: Ode to an Unemployed Hipster Asshole

[Dreamer Tatum]

• We loved bringing Nicholas Sparks books to the register, just to watch you roll your eyes in disgust. You worked at a BOOKSTORE, asshole. You sell BOOKS. You're not better than the people who bought the books.
  
• More people were interested in Oprah's opinion than the whims of someone who gets their marching orders from Pitchfork Media. If more than two people liked YOUR favorite thing, you'd pick a new favorite thing, anyway.
  
• When people gave YOU the chance to direct them to a book your hipness approved of, you complained about being bothered? Wow. No wonder you're taking out your labret and looking for a job at TGI Friday's.
  

And so on.

I hate hipsters.