Were those lame-assed questions screened & approved by CAIN?!1

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Dear CAIN:

* Since when do block denials mean anything factual?!1

* You are running for president out of the goodness of your lying heart for the benefit of the American people?!1 Uh, don't do us any favors.

* You have let your management style of my-way-or-the-highway in a closed environment of employees-dependent-on-you be confused with being hired in a democracy. You have totally mis-read the mood in thinking more top-down authority is what is being asked-for.

* Actually, as a Dem I guess I ought to be happy to see what a train wreck your ego is making of running for president, although your fellow competitors are doing their own fine bits of it.

* Oh, and thanks for the "there. will. be. more." heads-up!1 It's good to know that we will not have to pay attention to the wrack and ruin of the country because of your escapades!1


*********As for the questions, how about:

* Why would settlements be made with complainants who were lying?

* What makes you think that a blustering, denying, bully is what the American people want to see on their screens every day for four or eight years, or would you be implementing one of those president-for-life constitutions so that we wouldn't have to worry our pretty heads about things?!1

* Was the "same height as my wife" meme your original thought as something the antithesis of a hot pick-up line or will you be granting a bonus to the staffer who came up with it?!1 Remember, good bosses spread the credit!1