Veep's home: The Buck Stops Here (Dead deer on Cheney's lawn)

[Renew Deal]

Has "Deadeye" Dick Cheney turned his home into a happier hunting ground?

People passing by the vice president's residence over the weekend were shocked to see a dead deer on his lawn. "Who killed it!?" asked one horrified witness. "The deer has been there a while, because a friend E-mailed me earlier this morning to report the sad sighting. I just saw it myself, in a cab going down . I'm crying."

Another source confirmed the carcass on the grounds of the U.S. Naval Observatory, where the vice president lives. "I was walking to work and tried my best to look away," the deer-spotter told Wonkette.com.

"It is a mystery why it was there so long," said the source. "Wouldn't the Secret Service have removed it?"
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http://www.nydailynews.com/news/gossip/story/481411p-405135c.html

[Fridays Child]

1. The Secret Service isn't going to remove Dick's Christmas decorations.

:evilgrin:

[BeHereNow]

STOP IT!!! You're making me snort coffee!!!

Funniest post ever!

BHN:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Fridays Child]

9. Oops! I'm sorry. Here you go...

:P

[Lisa]

11. snarf!

Perfect.

[colorado_ufo]

58. TOO funny!

[Libby2]

61. LMAO!!

[Ian David]

2. Bill Frist saw a videotape of the deer and says it's alert and responsive. n/t

[Cassandra]

5. Not dead parrots will appear tomorrow.

[BeHereNow]

3. Bambi's mother perhaps?

Seems like something the evil one would do.

BHN

[Kagemusha]

4. And after reading a little further I see they don't know if it was shot.

Might've been a collision death. In fact, it would shock me to think that someone had shot a deer that close to a traveled road.

[gratuitous]

6. That idjit Stephen Colbert has us preoccupied with bears

When all along we should be more scared of weapons of mass deer-struction!

Quick, everybody wet your pants so Chimpy's approval ratings can soar back into the 30s!

[Critters2]

21. Done!

Or were you joking....?:blush:

[yellowcanine]

7. Have they checked Dick for powder burns yet? They need to do it before

he takes a bath. It is only five days until Saturday night so they need to get cracking.

[shain from kane]

8. Khartoum.

[Beetwasher]

10. Cheney's House Is Surrounded By A Vortex Of Death

Nothing alive can survive entering the "zone of death", as it's called, that surrounds his house. The only reason Cheney can enter the "zone" is he's not really alive to begin with.

[underpants]

15. That's about what I was going to post

Death seems to follow him

[Beetwasher]

24. Doesn't Surprise Me

We're quite the pair of sick, demented fucks, aren't we? :evilgrin:

[LiberalFighter]

23. For all we know that might be true

[Jamastiene]

51. I thought that was Karl Rove...

*howling noises heard every time his name is mentioned*. Logically, it applies to FaceShooter too though. You are probably right.

[Lone_Star_Dem]

12. Was the poor thing shot in the face?

Is he having a hard time getting someone to go hunting with him and decided just to poach one in his yard?

[daleo]

13. Cheney thought he spotted a Texas lawyer

Whoops, just a deer.

[Spirochete]

14. Macaca Allen had the wrong address? n/t

[truthisfreedom]

16. Sounds like someone's trying to send dead-eye dick a message.

Maybe he pissed of an oil company somewhere?

[pink-o]

28. Well,

He pissed off the Saudis fer shure!

[TheCowsCameHome]

17. The poor deer must've dressed up like Harry Wittington.

Fatal mistake, Bambi

[goforit]

27. By the way, how is Wittington doing?

[VegasWolf]

18. CSI finds Cheney's semen in the deer's rectum. It had to be silenced before

it could tell anyone.

[Contrite]

26. Strange....

Dick, when asked, didn't recall ever meeting the deer.

[damntexdem]

19. Was it shot in the face?

If so, then it was an 'accident.' ;-)

[Rex]

20. It was a mind test.

To see if people would call the police and report a dead animal on the VPs lawn. Conclusion? People are still apathetic as ever.

[Critters2]

22. That deer owes Cheney an apology!!! nt

[Beetwasher]

25. LOL!

Now THAT is the PROPER comment for this story. Perfect. :thumbsup:

[colorado_ufo]

59. Very funny!

[DrZeeLit]

29. There's the does we do, the does we don't do, the known does and the

unknown does... and then

There's doe a deer a female deer

and then...

there's a lot of SHIT on the boots of the VP.

A whole lotta shit.

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

30. lab animal from cheney's secret underground bunker

at the VP residence.

[Olney Blue]

31. Santa's going to be pissed.

[GreenZoneLT]

32. Orange alert! Deer attack!

That deer was trying to assault the vice presidential residence when it was taken down by security. Dick, fortunately, was in the Veepcave at the time, and was unharmed.

[chaz4jazz]

33. Deer supposedly "shot" on Cheney's property hit by vehicle

I've seen plenty of dead deer on the side of highways and this looks like a classic case of a deer unfortunately meeting a 2 ton vehicle and losing the encounter.

http://www.wonkette.com/politics/dick-cheney/cheneys-victim-still-rots-on-observatory-grounds-222867.php

[Kagemusha]

34. That's my view based on an earlier thread

The earlier thread cited the NY Daily News. I mean, you'd get in serious trouble shooting a buck that close to where moving vehicles might pass, wouldn't you? I'd think that's inherently dangerous.

[LiberalFighter]

41. Serious trouble only if your not dead eye dickhead

[Botany]

35. For the love of God .... pick it up.

A dead deer laid for days on the property of the Veep?

He has a full time grounds crew, security, and video cameras.

Road kill ... no big thing but PICK IT UP!

[rodeodance]

42. odd that it would be left on veep property. just odd.

[Submariner]

36. Deer hit by train

Deer can end up in the strangest places.

[Botany]

38. She is just resting

.... and to see if white tails really know how to fly.

Randi the run over White tail
had a very big blow
and where she landed
really made a big show.

All of the commuters used to laugh
and call her names
Randi should never had let herself
get hit by that big old train.

[krispos42]

45. ROTFLMAO!!! Oh, deer god...

THAT is an impressive impact.

I wonder how many times some passer-by had to call 911 before he or she was believed?

[Submariner]

52. The rest of the story

Description: Email rumor
Circulating since: Jan 2003
Status: Partly true
Analysis: See commentary


Email example contributed by Barbara G., 18 Feb 2003:
Subject: Fwd: Fw: Service Call of the Month
Service call of the month from a Baltimore Gas & Electric residential customer ..

BGE received a call from a customer saying: "My power is out. When you come to fix it be sure to bring a truck with a tall enough bucket to remove the deer".

The customer service rep prudently trying to gather helpful information to help diagnose the problem asked, "What deer"?

The customer replied " There is a deer on top of one of the electric poles on Wilkes Rd about 1/2 mile west of perimeter Rd".

The customer service rep tried desperately to pull herself together and not laugh in front of the customer and replied" We will dispatch someone right way to investigate the power outage. Thank you for the call".

Upon completion of the call, the customer service rep proceeded to share the funny story with her coworkers in the office and they all had a good laugh.

Well, low and behold, the serviceman who repaired the problem stopped by the customer service office the following day with the attached pictures.

Sure enough, the poor deer had been hit by a train & landed on top of distribution feeder pole!


http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/bl_deer_on_pole.htm

[Benhurst]

37. Are they letting Laura drive again? NT

[colorado_ufo]

60. Oh, the hits just keep on coming! LOL!

[catnhatnh]

39. I tell you, it is only...

...pining for the fiords....

[TheCowsCameHome]

40. Cheney weighs two tons? I knew he was fat, but....................

[frylock]

43. that seemed obvious. leaving it the to putrify on the front lawn for days..

seems a little odd. Cheney probably requested that.

[Nihil]

44. Yep ...

... it hides the smell from inside the house ...

[krispos42]

46. Betcha the Secret Service snipers took it out

"It's coming right for us!"

[RProser]

47. The overall complex is run by the Department of Defense. The VP

residence is a small carve-out on the Naval Observatory Grounds. If someone saw the deer from Mass. Ave, they weren't seeing the VP residence but the larger installation.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

48. Cheyney Kriegs Blitzen

Scrubs Comet

Defeats Prancer Division

Gives Cupid a New Quiverfull

Dines on Donner

Breaks Dancer's Hooves

Puts the Fix in on Vixen

Peppers Dasher

Delights Rudolph


:hide:

[llmart]

49. Anyone see the front cover of the latest issue of Mad.....

magazine?

[Jamastiene]

50. He probably hired someone who knows how to shoot

to kill it for him so he could prove he has better aim than he actually does. Damn shame the deer had to die though. Why couldn't it have been another evil republican lawyer? :evilgrin:

[Virginia Dare]

53. It was actually Rudolph...

he was taken out by the anti-missile device that trails around where ever Dicky goes.

[Benhurst]

63. It can't have been Rudolph because it didn't have a red nose.

On second thought, it was hanging out with rich Republicans. Poor Rudolph probably had a nose-job shortly before the fatal accident.

[formercia]

54. Just like a deer

to post an old picture of himself. Now that's a way to attract a young doe.:evilgrin:

[LibDemAlways]

55. At least he didn't leave the head in a black guy's

mailbox....not that the thought probably didn't cross his evil warped mind. Unfortunately, this doesn't surprise me at all. He probably has the deer shipped in so he can hunt without leaving home. Slimy bastard.

[cyberpj]

56. Well, he's...he's, ah...probably pining for the fjords. nt

[Generator]

57. Apparently it's a Cheney Christmas tradition!

Dead deer,fake snow, and something very, very sharp in the holly bush.

(OH Cheney, if you weren't such an evil imitation of a human, I could thank you for such holiday cheer as a Cheney dead deer thread ((enjoy the DU humor folks-in my mind NOTHING is a good as a Cheney thread)) but as it is, I'll say a Merry Fuck you!...and wishes for a very unhappy impeached and resigned New Year!)

[SAXMAR]

62. Final Words "Last time I do that for two bucks" Cheney's DNA

I hate to tell you where they found Cheney's DNA.