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Blue_Tires (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-08-09 07:59 AM Original message |
Oscar Mayer dies at 95 |
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LiberalEsto (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-08-09 08:00 AM Response to Original message |
1. Will his coffin be shaped like a bun? nt |
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Auggie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-08-09 08:05 AM Response to Reply #1 |
3. LOL |
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Buzz Clik (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-08-09 08:47 AM Response to Reply #1 |
11. This will be his hearse: |
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kickysnana (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-08-09 09:18 AM Response to Reply #11 |
25. I knew the guy that was a partner in the ad agency that rolled that out. Gosh I'm old. n/t |
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BuddhaGirl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-08-09 09:52 AM Response to Reply #11 |
30. I remember that coming thru my neighborhood as a kid |
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dysfunctional press (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-08-09 11:43 AM Response to Reply #11 |
40. there's also a 'cocktail' version |
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Buzz Clik (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-08-09 01:08 PM Response to Reply #40 |
49. lol! That's pretty cute. |
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dysfunctional press (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-08-09 02:26 PM Response to Reply #40 |
58. i've seen both versions tooling around the glenview/northbrook area at times... |
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AngryAmish (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-08-09 08:00 AM Response to Original message |
2. too soon, too soon... |
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BlueJazz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-08-09 08:06 AM Response to Original message |
4. A spoksman said there were bite marks all over his body. Detectives are looking into foul play. |
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Dont_Bogart_the_Pretzel (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-08-09 09:32 AM Response to Reply #4 |
27. ROFL |
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DCKit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-08-09 07:44 PM Response to Reply #27 |
65. Because, on some level, it's completely obscene. n/t |
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InkAddict (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-08-09 09:32 AM Response to Reply #4 |
28. And grilling the usual suspects n/t |
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Donnachaidh (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-08-09 11:59 AM Response to Reply #4 |
42. One of the Chik-Fil-A cows was taken in for questioning. |
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Blue_Tires (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-08-09 02:20 PM Response to Reply #4 |
56. the look on its face is incredibly disturbing... |
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tularetom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-08-09 08:21 AM Response to Original message |
5. The hearse waiting outside the church |
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Blue_Tires (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-08-09 11:09 AM Response to Reply #5 |
36. for years when i was in high school there was one of those parked |
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woodsprite (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-08-09 08:25 AM Response to Original message |
6. I won't even make a crack about what 'preservatives' they'll use.... n/t |
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predfan (769 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-08-09 08:28 AM Response to Original message |
7. Never again will someone wish to be the Oscar Mayer weiner. |
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guitar man (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-08-09 08:28 AM Response to Original message |
8. see, told you so |
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Kolesar (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-08-09 08:47 AM Response to Reply #8 |
12. The tobacco company execs are not smokers |
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TlalocW (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-08-09 08:54 AM Response to Reply #12 |
20. The guy who invented Ramen recently died |
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proteus_lives (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-08-09 01:43 PM Response to Reply #20 |
54. I love ramen. |
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Egnever (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-08-09 12:15 PM Response to Reply #8 |
46. The responses in this thread are embarasing |
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AngryOldDem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-08-09 08:30 AM Response to Original message |
9. I relished his life.... |
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rurallib (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-08-09 08:40 AM Response to Original message |
10. Survived by his dog Chili |
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Dappleganger (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-08-09 11:09 AM Response to Reply #10 |
35. Yay for weenies! |
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Botany (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-08-09 08:47 AM Response to Original message |
13. Music for his service? |
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Buzz Clik (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-08-09 08:49 AM Response to Original message |
14. Oscar Mayer is the first and last name in B-O-L-O-G-N-A. |
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Curtland1015 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-08-09 08:49 AM Response to Original message |
15. I hear his funeral will be attended by fat kids, skinny kids, kids who climb on rocks... |
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Buzz Clik (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-08-09 08:50 AM Response to Reply #15 |
16. The Armour company will feel betrayed. |
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Curtland1015 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-08-09 08:52 AM Response to Reply #16 |
19. That's what they get for making fun of the fat sissies that eat their hot dogs. |
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Buzz Clik (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-08-09 08:59 AM Response to Reply #19 |
21. Interesting point -- Armour's campaign was designed to reach out to a diverse clientele. Instead,... |
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Fridays Child (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-08-09 01:12 PM Response to Reply #15 |
51. Now THAT was cute! |
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uppityperson (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-08-09 02:01 PM Response to Reply #15 |
55. Duzy material, very nice |
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YDogg (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-08-09 08:51 AM Response to Original message |
17. baloney |
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Joanie Baloney (801 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-08-09 12:17 PM Response to Reply #17 |
47. Hey! |
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Auggie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-08-09 08:51 AM Response to Original message |
18. Tonight I'll mourn his passing with a cocktail |
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Blue_Tires (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-08-09 02:25 PM Response to Reply #18 |
57. no one was able to beat Oscar's meat.... |
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sellitman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-08-09 02:36 PM Response to Reply #57 |
59. Did you have to? |
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YOY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-08-09 09:01 AM Response to Original message |
22. You know, I allways thought the first name in Bologna was "Velzna". |
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bmbmd (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-08-09 09:10 AM Response to Original message |
23. There will soon be |
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Historic NY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-08-09 09:14 AM Response to Original message |
24. Filed under my baloney HAD a first name, |
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edbermac (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-08-09 09:20 AM Response to Original message |
26. "Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Mayer wiener..." |
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Algorem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-08-09 09:48 AM Response to Original message |
29. he was all dehydrated and shriveled |
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Auggie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-08-09 11:18 AM Response to Reply #29 |
37. Thank goodness he didn't split |
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Algorem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-08-09 01:06 PM Response to Reply #37 |
48. the doctor wanted to try boiling him but the family told him don't be a hot dog |
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Javaman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-08-09 09:52 AM Response to Original message |
31. Today, we are all wieners. nt |
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meegbear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-08-09 10:25 AM Response to Original message |
32. I wonder if his wish comes true? |
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POAS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-08-09 04:05 PM Response to Reply #32 |
62. What really boils me is that |
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Buzz Clik (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-08-09 10:57 AM Response to Original message |
33. His body will be held in state in the lobby of Oscar Mayer, Inc in one of these: |
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Buns_of_Fire (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-08-09 05:21 PM Response to Reply #33 |
63. You mean he's going to roll over and over and over again in perpetuity? |
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sofa king (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-08-09 11:09 AM Response to Original message |
34. Does the name "Mayer" have some peculiar use in Germany? |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-08-09 01:09 PM Response to Reply #34 |
50. Goering's remark has a bit of ambiguity to it, depending on Meier being a first or last name. |
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Deja Q (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-08-09 11:19 AM Response to Original message |
38. How many years would one of his wieners last before spoiling? |
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cosmicone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-08-09 11:32 AM Response to Original message |
39. B-O-L-O-G-N-A n/t |
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Froward69 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-08-09 11:43 AM Response to Original message |
41. OH you twisted |
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DemReadingDU (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-08-09 12:03 PM Response to Original message |
43. Anybody else get this ad at the top of the page? |
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POAS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-08-09 04:01 PM Response to Reply #43 |
61. yep! |
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RaRa (705 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-08-09 12:09 PM Response to Original message |
44. Some of the Mayer family belonged to our church |
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RufusTFirefly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-08-09 12:12 PM Response to Original message |
45. He changed so many lives and broke so many barriers. I am deeply moved |
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Vidar (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-08-09 01:16 PM Response to Original message |
52. RIP Mr. Mayer. |
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Algorem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-08-09 01:38 PM Response to Original message |
53. I think it would sulfites to say that his death leaves a chunk of gristle in America's heart |
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IndianaGreen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-08-09 02:49 PM Response to Original message |
60. I didn't know he was a real person either! |
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Sultana (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-08-09 06:27 PM Response to Original message |
64. RIP, Mr. Mayer |
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liberal N proud (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-08-09 08:00 PM Response to Original message |
66. Oscar Mayer dead at 95 |
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pleah (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-08-09 08:00 PM Response to Reply #66 |
67. Sad. |
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tomm2thumbs (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-08-09 08:00 PM Response to Reply #66 |
68. he lived a long life - guess hot dogs aren't that bad for you afterall |
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cutlassmama (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-08-09 08:00 PM Response to Reply #68 |
71. doubt he ate them since he lived to be 95 eom |
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Dennis Donovan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-08-09 08:00 PM Response to Reply #68 |
72. OM hot dogs are from Upton Sinclair's nightmares... |
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Dennis Donovan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-08-09 08:00 PM Response to Reply #66 |
69. Rest in Peace, Mr Meyer. As much as I LOVED the Weinermobile... |
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redwitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-08-09 08:00 PM Response to Reply #69 |
77. I have had the thrill of seeing the wienermobile a few times. |
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Dennis Donovan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-08-09 08:00 PM Response to Reply #77 |
78. Just don't steal the license plate: |
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BobTheSubgenius (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-08-09 08:00 PM Response to Reply #66 |
70. R.I.P. O-S-C-A-R |
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rateyes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-08-09 08:00 PM Response to Reply #66 |
73. And, that's no baloney. |
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htuttle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-08-09 08:00 PM Response to Reply #66 |
74. The weiners are at half-mast today at Oscar Mayer Headquarters |
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ohio2007 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-08-09 08:00 PM Response to Reply #74 |
75. here comes the spam |
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Arugula Latte (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-08-09 08:00 PM Response to Reply #66 |
76. I'm picturing a hotdog bun-shaped coffin. |
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