Denver Airport Mobile Command Used for Sex Romps

[kpete]

Source: CBS

DENVER, Nov. 19, 2010
Denver Airport Mobile Command Used for Sex Romps
Firefighter, City Employee Canned after Being Caught on Tape Using Airport’s $2.5M Vehicle for Sex While on the Job


(CBS) A Denver firefighter was forced to resign, and a female city employee fired, after they were caught on videotape using Denver International Airport's state of the art, $2.5 million mobile command post for sexual escapades, reports CBS4 in Denver.

Both employees were on the clock, being paid by taxpayers, when the sexual liaisons occurred.

"This goes beyond the pale," said Denver City Councilman Charlie Brown when he reviewed the CBS4 investigation.

"This reflects poorly on every city employee. It reinforces the image… that many people have that they (city workers) don't have enough to do, that they're overpaid and underworked. In this case for the people who believe that it gives them ammunition to say 'see I told you so' and it hurts everybody. It's embarrassing to the city," said Brown.

Read more: http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/11/19/national/main7070602.shtml

[hlthe2b]

1. 'Guess sexually assaulting passengers wasn't enough....

Just got 'em further "in the mood." :mad:

[kpete]

3. thats EXACTLY

what i figured too...
kpete

[Cal Carpenter]

25. A firefighter and a city employee?

What do these two individuals have to do with sexually assaulting passengers?

[saigon68]

28. Obviously nothing Its the TSA that performs those actions

It surprising the TSA didn't use that venue for a little Pre-assault arousal

[Skittles]

2. that guy sure doesn't last long

10 minutes?

[CLANG]

8. The excitement of possibly being caught will do wonders for your hang time.

[Dr.Phool]

13. It's called a "quickie".

[Skittles]

16. never had 'em

guys want to stick around with me :D

[smiley]

4. I love when Denver makes national news

Woohoo Denver!!!

:sarcasm:

[herbm]

5. Good Grief!

[Frisbee]

6. If you see the mobile command center a-rockin'....

there must be some wild shit going down in that behemoth!

[liberation]

7. What were they expecting, with all those doses of porn from the scanners...

... one can take seeing all that hot stuff for hours at end before you gotta let all those hormones go somewhere.

And since the TSA ain't providing radiation-dose meters nor readily available cold shower facilities... this was bound to happen.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

9. Is that the Mile-Low Club?

[Dr.Phool]

12. No, it's Denver, so it's still a mile high.

You just don't get wings.

[Justitia]

20. Swoosh & score!

good one ;-)

[sam sarrha]

10. it is said that Giuliani used the Crisis command center in the world trade center too

[DCKit]

11. Next: Removing the doors from every supply-room closet in 'Murka.

Was it just the cost of the ride that has the Puritans outraged?

[BlueIris]

14. I found a survey online a few years back in which 1 in 4 American respondents

admitted to having had sex in the workplace. Not just while on the clock, or on the premises of a place of business, but in the office where they worked.

Creepy.

[IScreamSundays]

15. I am more outraged at spending 2.5 mil

on that motor home. Sheesh, 10 minutes, they were probably on their break.

[HCE SuiGeneris]

17. Tax dollars at work!

:P

[WestSeattle2]

18. Stop screwing around and get back to work!

[jberryhill]

19. And they go with a picture of the van? /nt

[Blue_Tires]

21. yeah...hawt....

[Nihil]

22. Caught on tape "while on the job" ...

> Firefighter, City Employee Canned after Being Caught on Tape Using Airport’s
> $2.5M Vehicle for Sex While on the Job

Beautiful phrasing!

:spray: :rofl:

[kwassa]

23. "They were apparently unaware that the high tech vehicle contains a motion activated camera.. "

"that records everything that happens inside the vehicle.

Another DIA employee, doing routine work, discovered the x- rated videotape from July 5, 2009. It showed the pair undressing and engaging in sex from 3:15pm to 3:26pm.

That led to further investigation of the digital recording system which showed the pair engaging in sexual shenanigans in March and April of 2009."

This is Darwin award material.

[lutefisk]

26. "...engaging in sex from 3:15pm to 3:26pm" - to be fair, that really isn't much down time...

Or, it just might have just been a late lunch...

:pals:

:shrug:

[SomeGuyInEagan]

29. "That's what she said!" (n/t)

[wordpix]

24. I'm sure the TSA guy who patted me down at Denver IA used it, too

[truthisfreedom]

27. I have mixed feelings about this. 11 minutes? Come on, that's really not a big crime.

Jeepers, they could have been in the can that long.