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CShine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-17-04 10:09 PM
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Sex films help panda get pregnant
A Chinese project to screen videos of pandas mating to captive animals seems to be bearing fruit, with news that a four-year-old panda is pregnant. Hua Mei, who was born in the US but moved to China in February, was shown the videos as preparation for a series of "blind dates", the China Daily said.

The female was shown the videos because experts feared she had little knowledge of mating after living in captivity.

Pandas rarely breed in captivity and are endangered in the wild.

Hua Mei, who was born to two Chinese pandas on loan to San Diego zoo, is the first foreign-born panda to return to China.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/3814397.stm
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Rick Myers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-17-04 10:10 PM
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1. Someone wake-up Matcom!!!
:evilgrin:
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2cents Donating Member (522 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-17-04 10:18 PM
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2. "Ling-Ling Does DC"? n/t
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-17-04 11:11 PM
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5. Ling-Ling has passed from this world
The new pandas, on longterm loan from China, are Mei Xiang and Tian Tian.
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2cents Donating Member (522 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-18-04 06:31 AM
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11. "Classic" panda porn is the best, IMO. n/t
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0rganism Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-17-04 10:27 PM
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3. Panda Porn! the latest indy film frontier
Someone tell Larry Flynt
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Gman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-17-04 10:58 PM
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4. Exactly! Panda Porn
The RW would claim this as another example of just how corrupt and deviant Communism is. The shame of it all! Showing bear porn to Pandas.
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tabasco Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-17-04 11:14 PM
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6. Give 'em some of that dope soup and some porno ...
Soon there will be more happy pandas.
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Solly Mack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-17-04 11:16 PM
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7. lolololol Pandas Gone Wild!!!
Edited on Thu Jun-17-04 11:17 PM by Solly Mack

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TahitiNut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-17-04 11:16 PM
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8. Fur Flicks?
:silly:
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Vogon_Glory Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-17-04 11:20 PM
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9. Pandas, Lingerie, and Randy Thoughts
Now how would a lady panda look in fishnet stockings and a garter belt? Would such attire do a better job of attracting the affections of a male panda, or should she stick to au naturel?

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htuttle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-17-04 11:31 PM
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10. Boom-Chicka-Wow-Wow
I wonder if the panda videos had a soundtrack?

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