Dutch call for toe-licking ban

[GoneOffShore]

http://edition.cnn.com/2004/WORLD/europe/08/06/dutch.toeban.reut/index.html
Friday, August 6, 2004 Posted: 1748 GMT (0148 HKT)
AMSTERDAM, Netherlands (Reuters) -- The Dutch Labor party wants to pass a law making unsolicited toe-licking an offence after police were unable to prosecute a would-be Casanova with a taste for female toes because he had committed no crime.
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Well, at least this hasn't happened here.

[Minstrel Boy]

1. Still waiting for a Dick Morris joke.

n/t

[AlCzervik]

3. He's a sucker not a licker.

[DEMonstate]

2. Wouldn't this be assault? How about a health violation.

[gulliver]

4. Sorry. But if a woman chooses to wear sandals...

... she's asking for it.

[GoneOffShore]

5. Not being a sucker for

toes, I'm just bemused.
But how many toe lickers are out there?
Is this an epidemic? Are we all at risk?
Who is next.
Should * beware of assaults on his pedal extremities?
I'll alert the Secret Service.

[Minstrel Boy]

6. She knows what she's doing:

Oh baby - it's so big!

[Jackpine Radical]

7. Guess I'll have to stay out of Holland in the future if they pass this.

[truthisfreedom]

8. tongue fungus?

eww.

[Spinzonner]

9. It's about time

to stop playing footsy with these guys

[UTUSN]

10. Whaaaa? Dick MORRIS Is Not Welcome in Dutch-Toe-Land??? n/t

[PartyPooper]

11. This gives new meaning to "Tiptoe Through The Tulips".

:evilgrin:

[mmonk]

12. here in the US, we need a boot licking ban

[GoneOffShore]

13. More like an

ass kissing ban.

[burrowowl]

14. Unsolicited toe-licking

I just don't know what to say. I guess the fellow hasn't seen the toe fungus drug ads.

[mmonk]

15. wonder what kind of punishment

is meted out for this offense?

[Geo55]

16. Unwashed feet n/t