Drunk Driver Asks Police to Arrest Him

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http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=817&ncid=757&e=10&u=/ap/20040809/ap_on_fe_st/drunk_driver

VERNON, Vt. - It's not too often that the police get pulled over by a drunk driver. But that's what happened recently to Police Chief Ian McCollin.

McCollin was heading south on Route 142 when he noticed a driver at the Broad Brook Road stop sign, slowly edging forward into the intersection. As he passed the car, McCollin saw a confused look on the motorist's face.

"I figured it might be somebody looking for help, possibly lost or something," he said.

When McCollin pulled his cruiser to the shoulder, the man pulled alongside, rolled down his passenger-side window and made an astonishing proclamation: He was looking for a police officer to arrest him because he was drunk.

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1. Whaaaa....you don't think Matcom didn't find that aready?

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2. I swear the axis of the earth is reversing for sure!

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3. I didn't even know Bush was in Vermont this week! n/t

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4. It could have been Cheney Cheneying himself.