Will Britney appear at GOP convention? Some Republicans fume over it

[Nambe]

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A Republican group has blamed pop rebel Britney Spears for "undermining the sexual morality" of American citizens after learning she has been approached to perform at this year's Republican National Convention.

The Chicago Sun-Times reports the singer has been asked to sing at George W Bush's political party bash at New York's Madison Square Garden next week, much to the disgust of Republican group the Illinois Family Institute. ..

Another Republican, Andrea Lafferty of the Traditional Values Coalition, says, "I do hope she won't be there. If she is there, I doubt that she'll be gyrating on stage. And I hope she doesn't have a wardrobe malfunction."
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[Liberal Veteran]

1. Who the hell is Britney Spears?

:shrug:

[Bozita]

3. bigtime Republican philosopher and thinker

[Born Free]

2. white tits are OK

It's OK if the white tits or butt cheeks are seen, it's only obscene when it's not a white girl doing it. The hypocritical GOP will love watching her butt in action.

[chromotone]

10. "The hypocritical GOP will love watching her butt in action."

Yeah! Then they'll rush out to find some of those prositutes we've recently read about...

http://www.theunionleader.com/articles_showfast.html?article=42692

[tblue37]

20. Heaven knows

Viagra shill Bob Dole did!

[shrub chipper]

28. You know that Liddy didn't benefit from that Viagra popping!!

I think she is probably Kryptonite to those urges...and I'll bet she doesn't stop talking, either!!

[barb162]

38. Hey!

Whaddayamean?

I don't think anybody should be whipping out body parts, strutting their stuff in front of national audiences, etc., no matter what color they are. MTV and porn stations are one thing... if people want to watch. What the hell ever happened to real talent in this country v. people showing their butts and other stuff, rubbing their crotches, etc., on national TV. It amazes me what qualifies as "talent" these days.

[gristy]

4. I am amazed

I would have thought they wouldn't let her get within a block of the place.

[bvar22]

5. GOP

leaders in Protecting the Sanctity of Marriage!

Their convention is a FRAUD; just like their president*

[asjr]

6. Please tell me she will not sing the National Anthem.

[leesa]

7. Too Funny! Heaven forbid the amoral Republicans get titillated!

They are so dysfunctional sexually, they would probably charge her, en masse, on stage and hump her legs like dogs

[Peachhead22]

8. Maybe...

Maybe they'll have Kid Rock rip off part of her velcro-ed corset "by accident", then have Koby Teeth, er...I mean Toby Keith storm the stage, kick Kid Rock's ass--WWF style, then drape an American flag over Britney's boob. Then we can download it a million times and oogle it while flipping out with fake outrage. :)

[JohnnyRingo]

9. Hahahah...Tell me you don't work for the RNC.

Ratings would be through the roof.

These days even the surreal seems possible.

[Peachhead22]

25. Me? Work for the RNC?!

Why, I've never been so insulted in all my life. :)

[JohnnyRingo]

33. Please don't make me feel bad

I didn't mean to offend....just glad someone with your skills doesn't (get it?)

[madrchsod]

11. one of the founders of the ill family inst..

seems his company does testing for public jobs and he was caught racial profiling

[Racenut20]

12. I haven't been so amused since 'ole Poppy's convention

Had Charleston Heston scheduled for a family values speech and someone found out at the last minute he had been married six times.

Personally I think Brittany would be an improvement over anything else that is going to go on at that convention. I still have her Pepsi 400 race posters on the wall.

[Keirsey]

13. Spears

She did such a fine job of representing Bush followers in "Fahrenheit 9/11". ;)

[stevedeshazer]

19. The 1992 RNC

Now that was some fine TV. I'm glad someone else remembers. :)

[NEOBuckeye]

14. Britney is Stupid

Doesn't she realize that the GOP, if it had its way, would ban her music and throw her in prision for "warping the minds of America's youth with her immorality and hyper-sexuality"?

Then again, her apparent naivety could be a good thing. Maybe she'll come out on stage wearing a form fitting bodysuit with cameltoe, or have a Janet Jackson-esque "wardrobe malfunction". That oughtta cause Michael Powell and Pat Robertson to really blow their tops.

[jayctravis]

15. perhaps she will sing "Oops, I Did it Again"

or "I'm a Slave 4 U" in a high-necked collar and floor length skirt.

...but I'm personally hoping for "Toxic".

[Cocoa]

16. a lip-syncer showing her support for a ventriloquist dummy

perfect

[LisaL]

17. They must like her

Because she said President knows best.

[havocmom]

18. In the immortal words of Lewis Black...

titt... oh, never mind.

yep, the family value crew forever fixated on matters of other people's sex lives will just love having their brains implode around the issue of Britney Spears.

And now, lets hear a chorus of The Sanctity of Marriage song from Britney.

[David Zephyr]

21. Bob Dole Spotted Stalking Britney at Her Mulholland Home in L.A.

According to Fox News, "some people say" that former U.S. Senator Robert (Bob) Dole has been reported stalking the pop icon, Britney Spears, at her gated home on Mulholland Drive just above the Hollywood Bowl . However, according to a marketing spokesperson for Pfizer, manufacturer of the popular male erectile drug Viagra, "Bob Dole is no stalker. He has been sent on an authorized mission to ask Britney to appear at the GOP Convention."

Still, the telescopes, "according to some" have been busy working overtime from the many terraces of the Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston palatial Tuscan estate which is just below Britney's home.

As Bob Dole says, "Down boy!"

[T Bone]

22. Ah yes the gop prepares to Shake Its' Groove Thang !!

GOP

[Malva Zebrina]

23. Spear's wardrobe malfunction

don't blame the lady for worrying, even though it was a slap to Janet Jackson

[LisaL]

24. I hope she wears that

When she sings at the GOP convention.

[Spiffarino]

27. Ugh. Thanks for sharing.

What a slag.

:puke:

[Spiffarino]

26. She'll be wearing a burqa n/t

[LeftistGorilla]

29. her Madonna...

make out should delight everyone.....

[kskiska]

30. Why is it they have no problem with Bo Derek

who is known for not much more than removing her clothing on the big screen? Does she have other talents we're not aware of?

[fearnobush]

31. Oh I really hope she shows up and stage. That would be great,

Then she could give say, Karen Hughs some toung.

[pbg]

32. the only two horrifying moments of Fahrenheit 9/11

...were Wolfowitz combing his hair and Britney Spears.

In front of me in the theater:
"Good God, is she chewing gum?"

[DaveSZ]

34. The religious right

would make her wear a burqa if they could get away with it.

[Mokito]

35. So now that corporate cunt is a *gasp* rebel?

Jeesh...dissent isn't what it used to.

[swag]

36. Oh, they're going to want you to remove that "c" word thingy

from your post.

Me, I use it all the time, but somebody'll ding on ya here for that "c" word.

[autorank]

37. Nominate famous GOP women she could kiss on stage? n/t