First Lady Promoting Husband As Warrior

[Career Prole]

NEW YORK - First lady Laura Bush, in a rare foray into foreign policy Tuesday, planned to present her husband as a commanding warrior against terrorism in a prime-time convention speech highlighting his leadership in "the most historic struggle my generation has ever known."


http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20040831/ap_on_el_pr/cvn_laura_bush&cid=694&ncid=1963&sid=96378798

:wtf:

[the Kelly Gang]

1. no warrior just a worry

[BuckeFushe]

2. It is the fumes from her polyester

The balls of these turds. And the sheep bite every time. I love how they gave Dim Son full coverage of the speech on the cable barf channels this morning.

[newscaster]

3. Makes you wanna

PUKE!!!!!!!

:puke:

[sui generis]

4. you have to learn to survive tricycle rides and pretzels

in order to be a warrior. Also, bedwetting is an automatic disqualifier.

[Career Prole]

6. I had no idea you could get promoted to warrior

directly from spineless chickenshit coward.
I'd always assumed there were at least a few paygrades between one and the other.

[saigon68]

9. THE BUSH CRIMINALS

always get a pass from the media and the mindless SHEEP who vote for them

[Career Prole]

29. I hope they use this story in my local paper

and use the same headline. I feel a particularly scathing LTTE coming on. :grr:

[Rose Siding]

5. A compassionate conservative warrior?

I'm so confused :crazy:

[arbusto_baboso]

7. News for Pickles: Costumes and bedroom roleplay don't count.

Real warriors actually GO to wars.

Stupid wench.

[Career Prole]

10. LOL!

AWOL wasn't aware of that pesky mandatory attendance rule.

[Lisa]

38. oh, so he decided to take that flying gear home with him?

To impress Laura. I see!

[Hawkeye-X]

8. Ok, First Lady Laura Welch "I Hit my Boyfriend with a car" Bush..

Order your hubby to march to Iraq to fight. He's still AWOL from the Texas National Guard. By being in Iraq to fight, he will fulfill his obligations.

[Career Prole]

19. Right you are...

According to the rules in play when he ducked out he owes us two years active duty...either that or he should return the honorable discharge and 'fess up, then resign.

[PA Democrat]

11. Where was that tough "warrior" when he was supposed to show up

for his cushy guard duty? Or how about in that classroom when he got the news that a SECOND plane had been crashed into the WTC?

[saigon68]

12. NICE SET OF FALSE TEETH

[Career Prole]

22. They're set off well

by her mustache.

[readmylips]

13. Warrior who came in a Trojan Horse...my dear

what a whore!

[Mandate My Ass]

14. The little punk can't even handler a heckler

or a real journalist without melting down into a narcissistic hissy fit. Oh, and there's the classroom thingy on 9/11. But I'm buying it, Laura, I really am. :eyes:

[dansolo]

15. Isn't this the sort of bragging

that the woman sporting the purple heart bandage was talking about?

[dqueue]

16. bahahahah!

He's unfit for the title Commander-in-Chief. Hell, he doesn't embrace the title himself! Every negative aspect of the war rolls up as far as the Pentagon and Rumsfeld (see most recent Abu Ghraib report). So, it seems Rummy takes the title, as he's the highest official loosely implicated in any Iraq-based problems.

More like, Commander-Missing-in-Inaction...

[Pallas180]

17. they have no shame n/t

what gives them the warped thinking?

[denverbill]

18. "the most historic struggle my generation has ever known."

Well, maybe if your chickenshit husband had gone to Vietnam, he'd have another struggle to compare it to.

[mimitabby]

21. what do you expect from that lump in his bed?

[The_Casual_Observer]

31. This is kind of overblown considering the damage was done

by 19 half assed guys with box cutters. The struggle seems to be to find ways to continually confuse the public so they don't realize the facts.

[smirkymonkey]

20. Doublespeak for Shameless, Gutless, Brainless, Heartless

Flaming Coward!

[NYC Liberal]

23. Pickles needs to get the talking points straight

Gee Dubya has already said he wants to be the Peace Preznit.

OOOOPS!

[PatriotGames]

24. That's laughable.

[0007]

25. Is this a joke or what?

"We really protected them in every way we could before, in every other campaign," Mrs. Bush said on NBC's "Today." "We never used them in any political ads."


Hand trained by the lady of wisdom, Laura Bush.

[leetrisck]

26. Real warriors don't send men, women, & children

to die in their place, mrs. bush.

[Sequoia]

27. Most historic struggle!

As in get the Nazi's back in power. She's brian dead that's for sure.

[Career Prole]

28. Dole and others have said Kerry was "fair game" for the recent attacks

against his record by the smearvets precisely because he was promoted as a warrior at the DNC.
Since Pickles is doing the same for Lieutenant No-Show, I believe that makes him fair game for attacks against his record as well.

[wildwww2]

30. I noticed how badly a pretzel kicked his ass. His drinking problem

is what he should be a warrior against.
Peace
Wildman
Al Gore is My President

[Catfight]

32. AWOL sounds like warrior to me.

[barb162]

39. drunken warrior

barroom floor warrior?
warrior to get in the national guard?
warrior in that big war in 1970s Texas?

[bread_and_roses]

33. I'd feel safer with a life-size cardboard cut-out of Aragorn

...saw them in front of a music/video store...said something like "looking for a mighty warrior to protect you? $24.95" At least HIS costume didn't look like it was stuffed with socks.

[Chovexani]

34. Brave Sir Dubya

Brave Sir Dubya ran away,
Bravely ran away, away.
When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled.
Yes, brave Sir Dubya turned about
And gallantly, he chickened out. Bravely taking to his feet,
He beat a very brave retreat,
Bravest of the brave, Sir Dubya.

He is packing it in and packing it up
And sneaking away and buggering up
And chickening out and pissing off home,
Yes, bravely he is throwing in the sponge.

[bamacrat]

35. hah

yes but im sure all great warriors weakness is the dreaded pretzel.
lets all just hope she doesnt call him a great thinker.

[Zorra]

36. Warrior? Oh, she must mean the fighting cheerleaders.

Georgina's battle gear:

[Dyedinthewoolliberal]

37. I think the First Lady

should listen to my favorite radio station, in regards to the 'most historic ...' KMFA translated means
KISS MY F****" ASS! This is a manufactured war, once created made worse by * and his backers. It is in their best financial interests to maintain this charade.
How many dead GI's today?

[Booster]

40. Now, that is just plain laughable.

[sofa king]

41. She's killed more people than he has.

[Malva Zebrina]

42. She thinks that clearing brush with a chain saw, makes him a warrior

Lady, your warrior husband launched a tragic war. He killed tens of thousands of innocent people, women and children and entire families. As you stand by watching your warrior husband trash veterans and using them as hapless pawns in a slaughter of an invasion, be sure to be there in that photo op, being the dutiful wife, expressing awe at his brush clearing abilities, as you did when on vacation as 911 was looming on the horizon--and he was being a manly warrior, clearing brush and killing fish, while you were swimming in the pool and your two party going daughters were forging false ID's and drinking themself into a stupor.

[54anickel]

43. Here's her warrior PUKE!!!!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=102x790072#790117

[bluedog]

44. PUFF PIECE

thats all she can talk about!.......or wait...wahat about the "poem" he said he wrote...she said he didn't write?..........And as far as herself how many yrs did she actually use her education?....4.out of a life time.........give me a break!