Republican Clergy Will Oppose Big Tent Gala

[Nambe]

US Newswire

Identical twin brothers and nationally known pro-life leaders, the Reverends Rob and Paul Schenck, will be present in black ties to oppose a Republican pro-choice gala, Tuesday, Aug. 31, at 5:30 p.m., in front of the Sky Club on Park Avenue in Manhattan.

The Schenck brothers have personally recruited major donors to the Republican Party. Their organization communicates with more than 200,000 conservative Christian activists in all 50 states.

The Schencks contend that the event at the Sky Club is threatening the President's victory and that the Republican Party needs to "say good-bye to Big Tent Republicans." ..


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[soupkitchen]

1. Big Tent? IncompeTent is more like it

[kwolf68]

2. Yee Haaa

Let's have a cage-match.

[Jerseygirltoo]

3. too funny

Will they be joining the mouse bloc which has been protesting the delegates appearances all over town?

[MadcityRock]

4. Some prayers they'll require in schools

Schoolchildren will be required to draw their guns and light up a smoke before reciting these morning prayers like good Bushtians:

Our Funder, which art in Enron,
Halliburton be thy name.
My kingdom come, crime will be done,
on Earth as it is in Enron.
Give us this day more daily lies,
and forget us our casualties,
as we torture those who did nothing against us.
And leave us out of investigations,
but deliver us from justice.
For mine is the vengeance,
and the power and the money.
War without end, Amen.

I pledge allegiance to the rich
unindicted snakes of America,
and to the republicans
and corporate brands,
one party, under Bush, indeposable,
with poverty, injustice our call.

[PlanetBev]

5. They must have had a bad Bar Mitzvah experience

I've read about these twin idiots before. They were born into a Jewish family and then became insane fundies when they grew up. And to think that my Jewish parents freaked out when I got into Buddhism. The Schneck parents should only be so lucky.

All I can say is "Oy".

[smirkymonkey]

7. More like a Bris gone horribly wrong.

:evilgrin:

[PlanetBev]

8. Hey Smirky

ROTFLMAO!

[54anickel]

6. Say goodbye to big tent repugs? St. Ronnie must be rolling in his grave

right about now! He worked so hard to create that illusion. Hey you conservative Repugs, your party has been hi-jacked! Welcome to the party of complete intolerance, absolute truism and ignorance. Wake up and take your party back.

Sheesh, I long for the old days of intelligent debate with a Republican.

[WhereIsMyFreedom]

9. Give it up

Your party doesn't want you. We, however, would love to have you.