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(1) Divert attention. Something else is going on. Maybe, say, the release of a best-selling book. Something about a high-level conservative political figure and some white, powdery substance. No, not the kind you get in the mail. Or maybe something else.
(2) Get people thinking "bin Laden." The Republicans have really only one strength card that they can play, and that's antiterrorism. The economy is not great and any "recovery" is a dead-cat bounce in the face of whiplash-inducing deficits. Family values? Nah. The only people who are buying into that would vote for Bush anyway. Jobs? Gee, I used to have one, but it ran away to join a cult in India somewhere. Or something. It's a long way away, anyway - across an ocean and everything.
(3) Maybe another hint in mid- to late September on the whereabouts of bin Laden. Drop a third and final hint in the first week of October. Countdown: 3...2...1...
(4) Sometime around, say, October 26th (the Monday eight days before the election): "Ladies and Gentlemen, we got him." A huge media fest ensues. The scramble for coverage, quotes, film at 11. Congressional and Executive branch Republicans preening and dishing out sound bites, all praising the incumbent's "leadership" in the "war on terror." Kerry can't get on the news to save his life. Or his candidacy. Given the week-long Reagan sendoff, a seven-day media orgy seems kind of likely.
(5) Oh, by the way, it's time to vote again.
I'm not saying it will happen, at least not quite like this, but the guy on Olberman's Countdown tonight - whoever he was, he was an unblinking lizard and I bet he sucks at poker, because he gave every impression, short of a neon sign flashing "DISSEMBLING," that he wasn't telling everything he knew - gave me every impression that Mr. bin Laden might well already be in U.S. hands.
As long as Bush doesn't tank from this Kitty Kelley thing or make more ill-chosen remarks about OB/GYNs, or actually go nuts and disrobe at a debate, they can hold on to bin Laden and play that card at the most opportune moment. And the diversion from releasing the news will make a huge smoke screen to obfuscate media attention whenever it occurs. I particularly loved the way Mr. Lizard claimed that the news media would know about bin Laden's capture "in a nanosecond." Bullcrap. The guys who bagged him could be shipped off for a nice debriefing, incommunicado. Or worse. But Mr. Lizard seemed awfully voluble in his statements, which made me even more suspicious. The whole interview set off big alarm bells for me.
This, folks, is a bad sign, a veritable comet in the sky heading right for us all. If Bush's people have bin Laden, then Bush will very likely win this election. I'm glad if he's no longer on the loose, but if he's being held for a timed news release, then I'm furious at the White House for trying to fool me and the other 300 million souls in this country.
Mac in Ga
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