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emad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-29-04 07:59 AM
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Teacher Investigated for Phony Test
The Guardian

Wednesday September 29, 2004 1:16 PM


OXON HILL, Md. (AP) - School officials in a Washington, D.C., suburb have a lot of questions about a phony test given to some high school students.

Prince George's County school officials are apologizing to parents for the test that included questions about drugs, crime and weapons.

Officials say a tenth-grade geometry teacher at Oxon Hill High School administered what is being called a ``fake math proficiency test.'' It contained math word problems beginning with phrases like ``Jose has two ounces of cocaine,'' ``Willie gets $200 for a stolen BMW,'' and ``Raul gets six years for murder.''
More:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/worldlatest/story/0,1280,-4522573,00.html
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-29-04 08:08 AM
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1. Again?
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w4rma Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-29-04 09:56 AM
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2. Did the Freeper teacher get this off the interenet and think it was real?
Edited on Wed Sep-29-04 09:58 AM by w4rma
Is that why the Freeper gave this test to the class?

Or maybe the Freeper wanted to get the kids' answers to show them off to his right-wing friends?
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Longhorn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-29-04 09:58 AM
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3. That test has been floating around for ten years!
I can't believe someone is stupid enough to actually give it to students!
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-29-04 11:04 PM
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7. This test?
- Hector has knocked up six girls in his gang.  There are 27 girls in the gang.  What percentage of the girls in the gang has Hector knocked up?
- Johnny has an AK-47 with an 80-round clip.  If he misses six out of 10 shots and shoots 13 times at each drive-by shooting, how many drive-by shootings can he attempt before he has to reload?
- Jerome wants to cut his half-pound of heroin to make 20 percent more profit.  How many ounces of cut will be needed?
- Rufus is pimping for three girls.  If the price is $65 for each trick, how many tricks will each girl have to turn so Rufus can pay for his $800 per day crack habit?

http://www.geocities.com/~freewillie/URBAN-MATHTEST.html
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Longhorn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-29-04 11:49 PM
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9. If not that exact test, then one just like it.
My first year of teaching was in 1993-94 and the test was floating around the faculty lunch room back then.
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Blue_Tires Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-29-04 10:04 AM
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4. not funny....
and i used to cover that area not too long ago
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DulceDecorum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-29-04 11:24 AM
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5. Osama and the ATOMIC BOMB
CNN) -- Nuclear weapons-related documents were found in an al Qaeda safe house in Afghanistan -- a discovery made even more significant in light of Taliban threats to bring about the "destruction of America" -- Homeland Security Director Tom Ridge had announced on Thursday.
http://www.cnn.com/2001/WORLD/asiapcf/central/11/16/ret.amanpour.otsc/

We found this house empty, except for these papers in a bag tossed away as garbage. It appears to be detailed nuclear weapons research, some of which could have been taken from material that is already in the public domain. The Arabic handwriting says the biggest bombs, and when we flip through the photocopied hand-written pages, we found reference to uranium-235 and next, in English, the words, nuclear -- atomic bomb, and then TNT. And finally:
UNIDENTIFIED MALE: Here it specifically mentions how to make a nuclear bomb.
http://www.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0111/16/wbr.00.html

11/2001
A Times (London) reporter discovers a blueprint for a "Nagasaki bomb" in files found in an abandoned al-Qa`ida house in Kabul, Afghanistan.
A so-called "Superbomb" manual, which discusses the advanced physics of nuclear weapons and dirty bombs, is found in Kabul in November 2001.
"Osama Bin Laden's bid to acquire weapons of mass destruction represents the greatest threat that Western Civilization has faced," Mail on Sunday (London), 23 June 2002
http://cns.miis.edu/pubs/other/sjm_cht.htm
The Center for Nonproliferation Studies (CNS) strives to combat the spread of weapons of mass destruction (WMD) by training the next generation of nonproliferation specialists and disseminating timely information and analysis.
http://cns.miis.edu/cns/index.htm

An abandoned Taliban building in Kabul contained an alarming document that apparently described how to make an atomic bomb. But alarm turned to laughter when a webmaster who'd viewed news footage of the document recognized it as a 1979 parody.
"Since last week's column, 'Let's Make a Time Machine', was received so well in the new step-by-step format, this month's column will follow the same format," one section begins.
The article first appeared in the Journal of Irreproducible Results, which has been publishing scientific humor and trivia since the 1950s, and Taliban fighters would find this particular parody no more helpful than any of the magazine's other mock science. It advised would-be bomb builders to obtain high-grade plutonium "at your local weapons supplier ... or perhaps the Junior Achievement in your neighborhood ... Wash your hands with soap and warm water after handling the material, and don't allow your children or pets to play in it or eat it."
"Any left over Plutonium dust is excellent as an insect repellant. You may wish to keep the substance in a lead box if you can find one in your local junk yard, but an old coffee can will do nicely."

Nevertheless, late last week white-haired BBC reporter John Simpson included footage of the document in a report from the building, along with pictures of left-behind weapons, explosives, hand grenades and even box-cutters. Anthony Lloyd, a reporter from the Times of London also appears to have discovered the document, since he refers to its erroneous instructions about using TNT to create a thermo-nuclear device. "The vernacular quickly spun out of my comprehension but there were phrases through the mass of chemical symbols and physics jargon that anyone could understand," Lloyd wrote. Soon the Times report was being included in articles by the Associated Press.
http://www.alternet.org/story/11935
http://www.wired.com/news/print/0,1294,48523,00.html

Early today, the Times of London reported that one of its correspondents checking an abandoned Taliban safe house in Kabul found documents outlining how to produce a crude atomic bomb.
Reporter Anthony Loyd said many documents had been burned in the Taliban's hasty retreat this week, but remaining papers -- written in Arabic, German, Urdu and English -- included studies into development of a weapon to fire chemical or nuclear warheads, preliminary research on making a nuclear bomb and blueprints for smaller explosives. There was no way to determine whether the documents were accurate.
http://www.freep.com/news/nw/terror2001/wrap15_20011115.htm

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Information relating to nuclear weapons found in an al Qaeda safe house in Afghanistan was probably taken from the Internet, U.S. Homeland Security Director Tom Ridge said on Thursday.
Several news organizations have reported that documents found at the safe house located in Afghanistan's capital of Kabul contained details on how to build nuclear devices.
``Much of that information could have been taken right off the Internet some years ago. So there is nothing unusual about that information,'' Ridge told reporters, after viewing anti-terrorism technology at the Energy Department.
Ridge said he was briefed on Thursday morning about the documents and was told the information they contained was already public.
``It was available to the public through other sources other than through the al Qaeda network,'' he said.
http://www.rense.com/general16/BOMB.HTM

CNN.
The BBC.
The Times of London.
U.S. Department of Homeland Security.
The Center for Nonproliferation Studies (CNS).
EVERYONE except Saddam Hussein,
has a funny WMD story.
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struggle4progress Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-29-04 10:54 PM
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6. ya gotta wash out for that newk-you-lair innernet stuff. eom
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-29-04 11:28 PM
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8. Prince Georges County School officials are full of shit
They did next to nothing when my son was attacked on the way to class last year, even though I insisted that I wanted to file charges against the one kid who was identifiable in a mockery of an identification lineup.

When I applied for a transfer to another school, they said they simply couldn't send him to one of the 2 schools I'd find acceptable due to "overcrowding"; but they offered to send him to the nearest high school that was on the list for state takeover due to poor performance.

Now I have him enrolled in another program, and they're sending me notices that he's flunking all his classes, even though I withdrew him from the school.

His teachers were actually pretty good. At least they seemed concerned about their charges. The administration of that school, the board, and the superintendant all suck. My younger boy will not attend the county's schools.
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