Google hates Christmas and has a liberal agenda.

[brainshrub]

I know, I know; the holidays are over. But Googlebot was on our side this Christmas, and I have the proof!

This is HUGH!!!!11111

Google hates Christmas and has a liberal agenda.


Day 1: Note how the doodle leans to the left - clearly a sign of the left-leaning tendencies of the search engine. Also notice how the mouse comes out of the blue "g". Blue is the color of the democrat party. (The same party of HILLARY CLINTON.)


Day 2: The cat sticks it's head out of the red "e" to give a handout to the poor mouse. Since red is the color of the Republican party, the only logical meaning behind this doodle is that Googlebot plans to force corporations to give resources to the people who actually create the wealth. As every Republican knows, giving handouts to the poor is morally wrong, since they might waste the money on food, education and healthcare.


Day 3: What's this? The plug and socket don't reach! Clearly, this sends the message that male and female elements are incompatible, and therefore homosexuality should be preferred above heterosexual relationships.


Day 4: Here we see the worker mouse holding a hammer, one of the symbols of communism. In the meantime, the cat looks confused about it's sexuality as it stares longingly at the plug near its rear.


Day 5: (Christmas Day): The cat and mouse rejoice that they are able to celebrate the holidays without mentioning Christmas. Note that the mouse is using a non-petroleum, renewable source of power... thus making a statement that oil-wars in Iraq are wrong. In other words: Googlebot hates the troops.

Entire article here: www.brainshrub.com/google-hates-christmas

[sweetm2475]

1. LOL

:rofl:

[racaulk]

2. Google

I saw this series in the five days leading up to Christmas, and I thought it was pretty cute. Google always makes some illustration to its logo on holidays, and they're always so clever to me. It's too sad that people have to infatuate themselves with something so simple as to make it have an "agenda." Don't these people have anything better to do?

[brainshrub]

4. It's satire. (eom)

[racaulk]

5. Ha ha!

Oh...duh! Why didn't I see that before? I think sometimes some of the talking points and "analysis" from the right is so far fetched that it's hard for me to recognize satire when I see it.
Thanks for pointing out the obvious to me. Now that I see this post in a different light...very funny stuff! :rofl:

[Kurovski]

3. Hehehe...

Paul-v- could work for The Heritage Foundation.

Karl Rove would put him on the payroll the day he decides to cross over to the dark side.

Just insanely and stupidly brilliant enough to be a believable right-wing conclusion. :thumbsup:

[applegrove]

6. I saw day 1 and 2 and thought cat & mouse - how cute. Trying to get

I saw day 1 and 2 and thought cat & mouse - how cute. Trying to get along. What better message over the holidays.

And I'm sure google is in big trouble. Cause not only do the owners come up with heartwarming home page serials, but they also refuse to live ostentatiously and like many of the new millionaires - billionaires from the internet era - don't march to the beat of big mean Houston would be doyennes.

Why some real culture is still escaping from Hollywood via the odd film produced by google like owners.

Cats & mice everywhere - unite! We don't have to hate each other. We can "get along" over these holidays if we want.

Actually - I think that might be the real reason for the attack of Christmas every year and works devout Christians into a tizzy. I think the message of Peace on EArth and goodwill toward all men is the antithesis of the Rove WH and the GOP machine. And the more they can muddy up the sentiment - the easier to continue to try and teach "lack of empathy" to their patsy flock.

Afterall they muddied up the Veterans Day sentiment of "sacrifice" because it too was the wrong "sentiment" it seemed. Looks like hundreds if not thousands of years of built up traditions will have to pass the Karl Rove "is it useful to me in controlling voters" test - or that holiday will have to be reframed.. as an attack on Christianity. To rule by fear.

They hate empathy. Some of it got out around the time Katrina blew into town - and they lost their little gerbils. Americans - even some who voted for Bush - got off their "wire mills" and said "this is not how people in my country are treated by my government - I will not let myself be controlled by Bush Co for the fear of being small turning me into a useless rat - doing the bidding of elites and ignoring my shared humanity".

The message of google - if you are out of oil - make lemonade. If you have to get on a wire mill and run and run and run - make sure it is in a way positive & useful to humanity. Be in control of your own cages.

Lovely sentiments indeed.

[TransitJohn]

7. Nominated.

Nice work, man.....funny.