Morford blasts Pat Robertson

[LeftCoast]

Pat Robertson, God's Simp
In which the Divine announces plans for a major karmic enema for all of organized religion, ASAP

By Mark Morford, SF Gate Columnist

There he sits, face scrunched, eyes clenched tight, fists balled up like he's clinging to the last Valium on Earth, colon in tortured knots, soul shriveled into a tiny black speck of bile and nothingness, invoking God and sodomy and incest and quivering like he's sitting on the red-hot poker of divine enlightenment itself. You go, Pat.

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Robertson is raving about his favorite demons, sodomy and prostitution and incest, like he was caught in some sort of John Waters fever dream, and it is absurd and sad and pitiable and yet because tens of thousands of deluded heavily narcotized believers seem to actually listen and respond to his words and send him wads of money, his pseudo-religious spasms makes national news.

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This is how God operates. He divides His time between remaking the entire universe at all times in all dimensions for every living creature everywhere, and giving a crap about whiny fundamentalist Christian zealots and their toxic sex phobias.

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[silverweb]

1. I love Morford.

*lol* Cracked up when I read this column this morning.

:D

[DagmarK]

2. I love him too!!!

The first article I ever read by Mark was his Hippie Crap Saves the World (feb 2003?), which is by far my most favorite.

And this article is by far my 2nd most favorite.

What a special person he is.......

I love the description of "Who is this guy?":

Mark Morford is a columnist and editor for sfgate.com. He is also a yoga teacher and fiction writer and an outstanding parallel parker and fervent wine devotee and former smoker and former LA rock-god wannabe and careful insinuator and occasional unfair mudslinger and frequent skeptic and sporadic true believer and paradoxical contrarian and tattooed love-monkey and vehement non-conservative and casual coffee drinker and ardent dog lover and medium sleeper and comparison shopper and funky subtle prurient neo-pagan gleaner of screaming delicious naked nuances.