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Don Davis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-21-06 10:16 AM
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THE JOKER (Steve Miller Does Dubya)
Some people call me the retarded cowboy, yeah

Some call me the gangster of hate

Some people call me “Boy Ki -iiiiiiiiiiiiing”

Cause I’m anointed, with too much on my plate



People talk about me, Kofi

Say I’m doin’ the world wrong, doin’ it wrong

Well, don’t you worry, Kofi

Don’t worry

Cause while the world’s on fire, Condi and I’ll stay home



Cause I’m a groper

I’m a doper

I’m a mother

An interloper

I screw the world up just for fun



I’m a joker

I’m a coker

I’m a pretzel choker

I sure don’t want to help no one



Iraq’s the biggest prize

That I ever did see

I really love its Shiites

Who are killin’ Sunnis

Murder-mayhem, murder-mayhem, murder-mayhem all the time

Ooo-eee, Kofi, I’ll sure show you a war crime



I’m a decider

I’m a grinner

I’m a frat boy

I’m a sinner

I play my role as modern Hun



I’m a joker

I’m a coker

I’m a Halliburton broker

I get my briefings on the run

Wooo wooooo





People talk about me, Kofi

Say I’m doin’ the world wrong, doin’ it wrong

Well, don’t you worry, Kofi

Don’t worry

Cause while the world’s on fire, Condi and I’ll stay home



Iraq’s the biggest prize

That I ever did see

I really never heard of Shiites

Or even Sunnis

Murder-mayhem, murder-mayhem, murder-mayhem on our dime

Ooo-eee, Kofi, we’ll be there for all time



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Hand Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-21-06 10:20 AM
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1. Belated welcome to DU, Don Davis!
:yourock: :headbang: :applause:
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cspanlovr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-21-06 10:20 AM
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2. Very well done!
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Sequoia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-21-06 10:25 AM
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3. Now, that's a song to sing!
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Whoa_Nelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-21-06 10:28 AM
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4. Good one!
Edited on Fri Jul-21-06 11:01 AM by Whoa_Nelly
:thumbsup:
And Welcome to DU, Don Davis! :hi:

Here's one for you that I redid a while back:

I-Feel-Like-I’m-Fixin’-to-Die Rag
Country Joe & the Fish

Yeah, come on all of you, big children,
Uncle Sam needs your help again.
He's got himself on the attack
Way over yonder in the big Iraq
So put down your books and pick up a gun,
We're gonna have a whole lotta fun.

And it's one, two, three,
What are we fighting for ?
Don't ask me, I don't give a fuck,
Next bomb is on an Iraq truck;
And it's five, six, seven,
Open up the pearly gates,
Well there ain't no time to wonder why,
Whoopee! we're all gonna die.

Well, come on generals, let's move fast;
Your big chance has come at last.
Gotta go out and get ragheads
The only good Muslim is the one who's dead
And you know that peace can only be won
When we've blown 'em all to kingdom come.

And it's one, two, three,
What are we fighting for ?
Don't ask me, I don't give a fuck,
Next bomb is on an Iraq truck;
And it's five, six, seven,
Open up the pearly gates,
Well there ain't no time to wonder why
Whoopee! we're all gonna die.
Huh!

Well, come on Wall Street, don't move slow,
Why man, this is war au-go-go.
There's plenty good money to be made
By supplying the Army with the tools of the trade,
Just hope and pray that if they drop the bomb,
They drop it on all Islam.

And it's one, two, three,
What are we fighting for ?
Don't ask me, I don't give a fuck,
Next bomb is on an Iraq truck.
And it's five, six, seven,
Open up the pearly gates,
Well there ain't no time to wonder why
Whoopee! we're all gonna die.

Well, come on mothers throughout the land,
Pack your children off to the new Vietnam.
Come on fathers, don't hesitate,
Send 'em off before it's too late.
Be the first one on your block
To have your kid come home in a box.

And it's one, two, three
What are we fighting for ?
Don't ask me, I don't give a fuck,
Next bomb is on an Iraq truck.
And it's five, six, seven,
Open up the pearly gates,
Well there ain't no time to wonder why,
Whoopee! we're all gonna die.
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SalmonChantedEvening Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-21-06 03:37 PM
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5. That. Was. Excellent.
Great work Don Davis and welcome to DU!! :hi:
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