Jim David
The Gay Squirm FactorPosted August 12, 2007 | 03:25 PM (EST)
One of my favorite jokes: a Jewish guy is talking to a gentile and says, "Nobody cares about the Jews anymore. Nobody cares about the Jews. Last night I dreamed Adolf Hitler killed six million Jews, and two rodeo clowns."
The gentile says, "Why did he kill two rodeo clowns?"
The Jewish guy says, "See? Nobody cares about the Jews."
I just returned from Denmark and Sweden, where nobody cares about the gays. In Denmark gay marriage is legal and in Sweden it might as well be. Most of Western Europe and Canada are the same, with full marriage equality or at least equivalent rights. Straight people leave gays alone and let them live their lives and, except for the requisite pockets of religious fanaticism, no one cares. Either they are more enlightened, not poisoned by religion or just drunk most of the time, but nobody cares about the gays.
In America the spectacle of uncomfortable straights tiptoeing around gays is in full squirm. The HRC/LOGO Democratic forum showed the candidates gamely trying to not run screaming into the night. Hillary was at her prerecorded best trying to justify her hubby's crippling Defense of Marriage Act and Don't Ask Don't Tell, two laws passed only to appease said uncomfortable straights. Obama danced around the reasons why black churches are so antigay (if he had just said "The brothers just don't like the 'mos," it would have been honest).
Melissa Etheridge, dubbed by George Stephanopolous as "the new Ted Koppel," helped John Edwards continue his gift of free publicity to Ann Coulter, deny that he ever said he was uncomfortable around 'those people,' and reassure us that he's comfortable now and just as cute as ever. Then she asked Bill Richardson, who once used the word "maricon" on the Don Imus show, if being gay was a choice. He sputtered, "It's a choice," before going into compete "Holy fucking shit, let me backpedal" mode. He might as well have said, "Bear with me, the only reason I'm here is so you maricons will support me - I'm Latino, for God's sake." The only way he weaseled out of it was to congratulate Melissa on her Oscar.
Only Dennis Kucinich and Mike Gravel endorsed marriage equality, easy to do when you don't have a chance in hell. The others gave convoluted answers, not having the nerve to say
Look, it would be OK with me, kinda sorta, but there's no way I'm going to get elected if I support it. I'll pass the buck so your marriages can vary from state to state, like cell phone service. ......(more)
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