Hillary's Advice (Column)

[babylonsister]

http://www.smirkingchimp.com/thread/14553

Hillary's Advice (Column)
by Robin Elliot | May 10, 2008 - 7:49pm


Dear Hillary,

I like to watch TV. I love Barack Obama’s campaign ads, and I can’t wait to see more of them! I understand he has millions with which to buy them. I’m becoming addicted to this guy! What should I do? I think I’m in love.

Signed,

Mama for Obama

Dear Mama:

“I want you to know how grateful I am for your support and how much you have sustained me throughout this campaign,” she said. “But it has been a joy. Now I know that may be hard to believe, but if you just take the advice that I give to my own mother, and that is: Just turn off the television.”

The crowd roared and applauded, and Clinton assured them, “You will really enjoy this experience.“

Dear Hillary,

You’re just saying that because your campaign is broke. Next question: After spreading so many vicious things about Barack, what do you have to say for yourself?

Signed,

Cooling to Dear Hillary

Dear Cooling:

“Treat each other with kindness. Be nice to one another. Don’t grab somebody else’s toys. Know when to know when you’re supposed to use the right fork and knife.” {Unless it’s in the back of your opponent. Then it doesn’t matter.}

Dear Hillary,

Is it true that this campaign season is as old as the Grand Canyon?

Signed,

Thinks “gosh” Sounds Phony

Dear Thinks,

“When I started out in this campaign, gosh it was about 100 years ago,” she said.

Dear Hillary,

As you have just confirmed, the Democratic primary season has, indeed, gone on way too long and has been destructive to the party, to say the least. What will you do about it?

Signed,

Starting to Believe Dear Hillary Needs a Rubber Room

Dear Starting,

"Let’s keep going. This is a great adventure, stay with me!"

Dear Hillary,

No.

Signed,

America
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[bluebellbaby]

1. Is this really necessary?

[babylonsister]

3. Lose your sense of humor? A comedy writer wrote this FYI, if you

bothered to look.

Robin Elliot has no formal political background, notwithstanding her vast experience bellowing catcalls at what passes for TV news. Her career includes TV/stage comedy writing, producing, acting. She is an Artist-In-Residence at a magnet high school that specializes in Theatre Arts.

[Rene]

2. you seem to read thru www.attacktimeline.com to cure you of your delusions