Families to be Torn Apart in Sweden Starting in May

[Stingo]

Sweden is legalizing gay marriage in May. Clearly travelling there will be at your own risk as heterosexual couples, with vows newly torn asunder, will be roaming the streets looking to screw anything. The Swedish Chef has resigned in protest, and Ingmar Bergman is still dead.

http://allspinzone.com/wp/2009/04/02/families-to-be-torn-apart-in-sweden-starting-in-may/

[rurallib]

1. Calling Fred Phelps! Calling Fred Phelps!

[Stingo]

2. Maybe he can go protest outside Garrison Kiellor's place

if he can't get a Visa for Sweden.

[MADem]

3. If he went over there with his "God Hates Fags" signs, they'd probably think he was an

antismoking activist, since a number of them learn their English in the British style.

"Oh, what a pretty colored sign! Yes, we hate the fags, too, either regular OR menthol, ja? They are so bad for the health!!!"

[Stingo]

4. Right,

then back in the sauna. To be sure, I am going to Ike this weekend to get some of that lingenberry juice. What in the world is a lingenberry and why does it sound vaguely dirty?

[Chulanowa]

8. 'Cause it sounds like "ling and berries" or "lingam / berries"

I don't appreciate you making such images pop into my head, by the way

[Stingo]

10. I tried and succeeded. . .

As they say, "he shoots, he scores!"

[fudge stripe cookays]

17. There is no such thing.

It's a lingOnberry.

[Stingo]

18. And this matters, why?

Still, I must say I love Ikea. Is that considered a guilty pleasure?

[MannyGoldstein]

5. Just Like Massachusetts!!!

Since our legislatin'-from-the-bench left-wing loon judges legalized marriage, we've continued to have low crime, the best public schools, and the lowest divorce rate in the country. It totally sucks to be us.

[Mist]

6. B-b-but what about all those straight marriages you've ruined, RUINED, I say?! nt

[polmaven]

12. Well, yeah, but -

We DO have the HIGHEST homosexual divorce rate in the country! Go figure! :shrug:

[DrDan]

7. I spent a week there last week - I was not attacked even once

no one even approached me.

What's wrong with me? Hideously ugly I guess.

[Captain Hilts]

9. I hear there are no more straight marriages in Canada. nt

[Faygo Kid]

11. Yumpin' Yiminy!

I tink I go home to Minnesoooota.

[FiveGoodMen]

13. You won't recognize it!

[Faygo Kid]

14. Yah, dat Bachmann wooman ees dere, and dat Coleman puerson, too.

Py damn, I tink ve awt ta feed dem bot lutefisk till da cows come home. Yah shur.

[FiveGoodMen]

15. That'd serve 'em right.

Especially if it's the old-style lutefisk (before they figured out how to take the smell away).

[Faygo Kid]

16. Dey took da smell avay?? Is nooting sacred? Vell den, more lye!

Dat vill fix der vagons.