Florida Approves Jesus Christ License Plate

[The Sushi Bandit]

Story at: http://current.com/items/90004873_florida-approves-jesus-christ-license-plate.htm

[stopbush]

1. "Look, ma! No hands!!"

:evilgrin:

[Ian David]

2. Dead, tortured Jew on a stick. Lovely. n/t

[xultar]

3. That means they'll have to approve a Wicca plate, Pagan plate, Athiest plate,

a Satanic plate,

all the religions or non religions they hate will need a plate. I'm gonna move to FL and get me a Wicca plate, I cannot wait!!!


This is gonna be fun.

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

6. I want one with a Medicine Wheel on it

or a Heart and Wings or an Om or a Mogan David or a pentagram! How 'bout one with all symbols?

[Tempest]

11. A Court ruled otherwise

There was a federal court ruling that states did not have to accomodate all religious or other beliefs when issuing licence plates.

I believe it was a southern state ruling, I'll have to look it up.

[imdjh]

4. Can we get one with animal sacrifice too?

[AndyA]

5. And some idiot will stick it on their car and think it will protect them

while they drive like a maniac, cut people off, run red lights, and exhibit road rage.

Nice. :eyes:

[tularetom]

7. Why is jeebus blue?

Or is it my monitor?

[imdjh]

8. Wouldn't you be? (Pssst - it's your monitor, he looks Mormon white to me)

[niyad]

13. looks blue to me, as well. maybe he is sad because of the idiots who use him as their

reason for being total idiots.

[lamp_shade]

9. Here's a hysterical thread about this from yesterday:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=5546382&mesg_id=5546382

[Soylent Brice]

10. this will open the door for license plates who want to marry animals.

:sarcasm:


i love how florida reminds me constantly that i hate it.

[pepperbear]

12. I actually had a torrid affair with a vanity plate from KS.....

her name was LUS LIPS.

I'm still in litigation over the palimony suit.

[niyad]

14. let's see--the limp dick state is now issuing religious plates? can I get a flying spaghetti

monster on MY plates? or the willendorf venus?

[The Sushi Bandit]

15. Yea, i want a FSM plate too!

[salguine]

16. Maybe someone down there should put forth a proposal for a Muslim plate. Of course

it'll be turned down, then they can sue. I'd be interested in hearing how they can explain approving one religious plate and then deny another.

[winyanstaz]

17. Well then I demand a Goddess plate

and I want it NOW!!! Goddess Damn it!! ;)

[Stump]

18. Jesus Christ!

lol

[The Sushi Bandit]

19. Here is another!

[N.Y. to Paris]

20. jesus plates

I believe Woody Allen said it best in "Hannah" (via Max Von Sydow) "If Jesus came back today, and saw what they were doing in his name; he'd never stop throwing up!" Priceless....

[Cha]

21. This is the state license

plate?!!

[Stellabella]

22. Well, that will make them easier to identify and avoid.

And do they really want a picture of a dead guy who had been tortured on a license plate that says 'Sunshine State'???

[Rebubula]

23. My Grandmother...

...always said, 'Jesus does not need a PR campaign based on bumper stickers and license plates'

Having a picture on your tag of Pre-Zombie Jesus is sort of creepy....but, he does seem to have nice Pectorals...

[yellowcanine]

24. Quite tastefully done though. If a naked dead guy is tasteful.

[The Sushi Bandit]

25. Will I go to Hell....

If i'm involved in a rear end collision??

[muriel_volestrangler]

26. If people want pictures on their car, why can't they use a bumper sticker like everyone else?

[DFW]

27. That portrait is ridiculous

Jesus, being an Aramaic-speaking Levantine Jew, would have looked like an unshaven smaller version of Jeff Goldblum. Instead, this portrayal of him look like a trimly-bearded, hippie version of Brad Pitt. Instead of a Jew from Palestine, they make him into a bleached blond California surf bum. But that's the way of the extremist right: instead of God making us in his image, they make God into their image. Their next generation of Jesus portrayals will probably have him with a beer belly, an Alan Jackson cowboy hat and a plaid hunting shirt, and instead of crucifixion, will have him die by a shotgun blast to the face administered by a balding, snarling, vice-president. "Forgive him, Ronnie, for he knows not where he aims."

[classysassy]

28. Anti-Christian

remember good people"every knee shall bow"on political matters I agree with most of the post,but you Anti-Christians,need to get your lives in order.