The Week's Best Late-Night Jokes

[locopolitico]

The Week's Best Late-Night Jokes

"Part-time Governor Sarah Palin shot and killed a reindeer on last week's TV show. And that was her Christmas special. Took her three shots. Well, she's rusty. Last thing she brought down was John McCain." —David Letterman

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[BrklynLiberal]

1. Thanks. needed some laughs.

[aquart]

2. Thank you.

Needed it.

[calimary]

3. OMG! Hilarious!

More:

"Nigerian authorities are charging former Vice President Dick Cheney on a bribery scandal that involves Haliburton. That's when you know you're bad, when guys in Nigeria are accusing YOU of running a scam. Cheney has offered to be hooked up to a polygraph, as soon as he's unhooked from the defibrillator." —Jay Leno

"On Sarah Palin's next show she gets together with Kate Gosselin and her kids. This may be the biggest meeting of media whores since Michael and Dina Lohan got together to conceive Lindsay." —Jimmy Kimmel

"President Obama has agreed to extend the Bush-era tax cuts. Because if there's anything we need, it's an extension of the Bush era." —David Letterman

"Great. Let's extend the policies of the guy who gave us the greatest recession in the history of the planet." —David Letterman

And thanks for posting, logopolitico! I, too, needed some laughs today.

[politicalhumor]

4. Wikileaks and Palin

"WikiLeaks supporters have hacked into Sarah Palin's credit card information after she criticized Julian Assange. Sarah said she's very upset, and hopes all suspicious charges to her account can be refundiated." —Jimmy Fallon

[calimary]

5. Rofl!!!

:rofl:

[BlueMTexpat]

6. This one rang true ...

"President Obama has reached a deal with Republicans to extend the Bush tax cuts, in exchange for extending jobless benefits. Republicans in Congress say they're thrilled with the tax cuts, while Democrats leaving Congress say they're thrilled with the jobless benefits." —Jimmy Fallon

[locopolitico]

7. Best Jokes of 2010

Also worth checking out:

Best Late-Night Jokes of 2010

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