Funniest Political Quotes of 2010

[locopolitico]

Funniest Political Quotes of 2010

"Fox News: 'Not Racist, But #1 With Racists.'" —a new logo for Fox News featured in an episode of "The Simpsons"

"It's been quite a year since I've spoken here last. Lots of ups, lots of downs, except for my approval ratings, which have just gone down. But that's politics, it doesn't bother me. Besides, I happen to know that my approval ratings are still very high in the country of my birth." —President Barack Obama, at the 2010 White House Correspondents' Dinner

"Politics aside, the success of Sarah Palin and women like her is good for all women — except, of course, those who will end up, you know, like, paying for their own rape kit 'n' stuff. But for everybody else, it's a win-win. Unless you're a gay woman who wants to marry your partner of 20 years — whatever. But for most women, the success of conservative women is good for all of us. Unless you believe in evolution. You know — actually, I take it back. The whole thing's a disaster." —Tina Fey, accepting the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/bl-funny-quotes.htm

[Crystal Clarity]

1. "Limbaugh can play with himself"

—President Barack Obama's response when asked if he would play a round of golf with Rush Limbaugh, relayed by a top Democrat to Zev Chafets, author of the book 'Rush Limbaugh: An Army of One'

:rofl:

Cool link. I like your Tina Fey quote choice too!

[IntravenousDemilo]

2. Tina Fey rocks

She's probably the only woman this gay boy would ever think of hooking up with.

[politicalhumor]

3. Another good Tina Fey line

"On Fox News, they address her as Governor Palin. Which is like calling me 'Dairy Queen employee.' I was once, but I quit." —Tina Fey