Of Monkey Balls and Blow Jobs: The Rude Pundit

[Bhaisahab]

this is a nice one!
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Listen: Dick Cheney sucks monkey balls in that he takes monkeys, places their balls in his mouth, and sucks and sucks them. If you go to a zoo and see monkeys with no hair on their balls, it’s because Dick Cheney sucked it all off. Here's Cheney, sucking monkey balls in front of an Elko, Nevada crowd that had given stool samples to make sure they didn't eat any Democratic foods, like sushi and quiche: "Senator Kerry has also said that if he were in charge he would fight a 'more sensitive' war on terror. (Laughter.) America has been in too many wars for any of our wishes, but not a one of them was ever won by being 'sensitive.' (Applause.) . . . Those who threaten us and kill innocents around the world do not need to be treated more sensitively. They need to be destroyed. (Applause.)" And then Cheney took out a monkey and said, "Now, watch me suck these balls hairless. Doncha love the way I suck monkey balls?"

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[Devil Dog Dem]

1. LOL

Juvenile, I know, but funny!

[Bhaisahab]

3. hey the points he usually makes...

...are far from juvenile. check it out sometime ok? :)

[autorank]

2. Rude pundit Rules

[Devil Dog Dem]

5. Will do, thanks!

eom

[OneBlueSky]

4. and I hear Ashcroft secretly fondles calico cats . . .

the fear thing is just a coverup for his personal "idiosyncrasies" . . .