Dick Cheney Gets His Gay On -- Morford

[Khephra]

Dick Cheney Gets His Gay On

In which the hunky veep comes out and confesses that homosexuals are "like, totally yummy"


Bunny-curdling screams were heard throughout the Beltway last week and Laura Bush herself got all flustered and confused as vice president and noted hunk of rabid warmongering neoconservatism Dick Cheney broke ranks with his party of other hunks of rabid warmongering neoconservatives and admitted, in public, that he thinks gay people are, you know, mostly OK.
Sort of. A little. In small doses.

"With respect to the question of relationships, my general view is that freedom means freedom for everyone. People ought to be able to free -- ought to be free to enter into any kind of relationship they want to." This is what Cheney actually said.

Reporters gasped. Bystanders were stunned. Small flowers burst into flames. Shockingly, the GOP's lightning bolts of homophobic self-righteousness did not strike Mr. Cheney dead on the spot. And his head, contrary to reports, did not actually spin all the way around, twice.

http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2004/09/01/notes090104.DTL&nl=fix

[SoFlaJet]

1. Randi Rhodes says

her"gaydar"tells her that Cheney is a closet job-i DO know he creeps me out

[TommyO]

2. Oh god, I hope not...

I would consider celibacy or batting for the other team if I found out that Cheney was one of us!