So you don't have to watch....(or if you didn't watch bush's speech)

[RedEarth]

TBogg will fill you in on what you missed.....

I won't be able to see President Bubble Boy give his speech tonight. But I do have a list of possible comments about it that you might overhear while standing in line at Starbucks tomorrow morning.

"Having both Mel Gibson and Jesus come out on stage with him probably locked up the Christian vote"

"Where can I get one of those old people muzzles like the one that Zell Miller was wearing?"

"I guess Lynne Cheney never expected those low-angle camera shots or she probably would have worn underwear."

"The proposed Constitutional Amendment changing the pronounciation to 'nu-ku-lar' was unexpected."

"Until he spotted that delegate in the front eating a banana he seemed so focused

and many more....

http://tbogg.blogspot.com/2004/09/so-you-dont-have-to-watch.html

[PinkTiger]

1. What are you smoking?

The speech was last night.

[RedEarth]

2. lol...that's why I said "if you didn't watch it"....

it's something I found funny and thought others might as well.....