God & Dubya Have a Chat

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http://www.capitolhillblue.com/artman/publish/article_5193.shtml

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Dubya: “Sure. What do you need?”

“I need you to stop claiming everything you do is in my name. I’ve got enough problems keeping this universe in one piece without loose cannons like you declaring every fruitcake decision of yours is my will.”

“But you told me to do it.”

“I told you no such thing.”

“I was sure it was you.”

“Sounds like a hallucination. Are you drinking again?”