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regnaD kciN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-16-04 12:02 AM
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Mad Magazine: Bush versus Jesus


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Norquist Nemesis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-16-04 12:12 AM
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1. Classic!!
And true in demonstrating the way they go about the message. :(
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Erika Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-16-04 12:15 AM
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2. Has Anyone Broken the News That W Is Not Jesus?
Mass Suicide among the far right(wrong).
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SeveneightyWhoa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-16-04 12:21 AM
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3. Hilarious..
Spot on, yo. Everyone knows Jesus was a Liberal, which is what makes it even better.
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arikara Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-16-04 01:00 AM
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4. Oh, this is the best yet...
I can't wait to get a copy!
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Vitruvius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-24-04 05:07 PM
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5. Jesus is coming again -- and he's not at all pleased with George W. Bu$h..
Edited on Fri Sep-24-04 05:08 PM by Vitruvius
:kick:

(The joke was first used on James Watt -- Reagan's Bible-thumping clear-cutting oil-spilling Sec'y of the Interior...)
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Maeve Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-24-04 05:20 PM
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6. That is WONDERFUL!!!!
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left is right Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-24-04 06:22 PM
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7. I can't take credit for these,
they were shamelessly stolen from the Atrios site a week or so ago but they were just too funny to let them languish in his archive

THIS JUST IN:
Presidential candidate Jesus from Nazareth was seen cavorting around town with a woman purported to be a prostitute, a terrorist, and a band of miscreants. He was observed at a party summoning Satan's forces to turn water into wine - causing numerous fights and car accidents. When asked about Jesus’ behavior Dan Bartlett said, "I think this raises serious questions about Jesus’ values. They don't appear to be in line with mainstream America." The Nazarene campaign officials refused to comment on the allegations.


More breaking news... Nazarenes for Truth say Jesus' injuries on the cross were "self inflicted and little more than a scratch." Bush denies any connection to the group.


Jesus - dies on the cross/Jesus - rises from the dead. Did Jesus wear sandals...or ...FLIP-FLOPS?
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Raster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-24-04 08:05 PM
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8. Does it say "The Bashing of the Christ" at the very top?
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Vitruvius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-25-04 03:44 PM
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13. Yes it does...
Is this a sneaky way to give a deserving thread a :kick: or what?
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Raster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-25-04 06:41 PM
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14. Fabulous, let's kick it again...
:kick:
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freesqueeze Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-24-04 09:05 PM
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9. Brilliant
I have been thinking of subscribing again. I've missed this kind of classic humor being in my mailbox since I lapsed in 1971. Hope the rest of it is this gutsy.

Is National Lampoon still around?
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kskiska Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-24-04 10:32 PM
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10. The Real Jesus
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pen dragon Donating Member (287 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-25-04 03:42 AM
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11. "The Real Bush"
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newyawker99 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-25-04 10:39 AM
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12. Hi pen dragon!!
Welcome to DU!! :toast:
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pen dragon Donating Member (287 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-25-04 07:59 PM
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15. Thank you
:hi:
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TexasBushwhacker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-25-04 08:52 PM
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16. For those with middle aged eyes like me
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johnnyrocket Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-25-04 10:05 PM
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17. This is brilliant...Mad Mag muddles along these days..
they DO hit some jokes on occasion, but THIS looked like it took extra effort.
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