Fan letter for the alleged Republican kicker

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http://www.dailypennsylvanian.com/vnews/display.v/ART/41539f253998c?in_archive=1


"To the steadfast Republican in the teal polo who appeared on New York's ABC affiliate on Sept. 1, whom many students have identified as Scott Robinson:
I am totally your biggest fan! I wish I could have been there at the Republican Youth Convention to see you in action. Luckily, I was able to catch the footage online, and I have to say, only one word sprung to mind -- hero. You clearly believe very strongly in President Bush and in the Republican Party, since you were so eager to risk your well-being against a female protester half your size, all to prevent her dissenting opinion from being heard. That's the coolest.

Your presence of mind in the heat of the moment was incredible. To not only pull a woman to the ground, but then kick her -- wow, quick thinking. How did you come up with that? Seriously, your response to that AIDS activist was so terrifyingly appropriate, it almost seemed like you've been waiting for an excuse to do it. Where do you get your ideas? I do my best thinking in the shower."

[Maeve]

1. I like this paragraph

Since you live for Bush and his self-serving conservativism, you should be at the forefront of the battle. Forget about a high-priced education in the comfort and safety of the U.S. Forget Madison Square Garden -- this is where you'll do the most good. Maybe you could even take someone's place and let a homesick, war-weary soldier go back to his friends and family. If this is what you really believe, shouldn't you be fighting for it, you know, against someone who can actually fight back?

[Kathy in Cambridge]

2. Dripping with sarcasm

I love it!

[MsUnderstood]

3. very funny, but where is the video?

What did he do? When? Where? What size boot?

[Catfight]

4. Ah yes, Mohammad Scott Robinson would make a taliban man proud! n/t