DEAR LAURA, THE LURKER: IF YOU ARE LISTENING: I am a retired veteran.

[MadProphetMargin]

You should understand that you do NOT speak for me, or the troops in Iraq. What makes you so arrogant to think that you have the right to speak for ANYONE who has actually served, in any capacity?

We don't NEED you to speak for us, we don't WANT you to speak for us, and we sure as HELL don't think you have our best interests in mind.

You want to cheerlead? Great. Adopt a football team. Become a soccer mom. Become a baseball fan.

But kindly refrain from claiming to speak for those who guard you, and who you cheerfully send to their deaths while you "support us".

Thanks, and you have a GREAT day, Laura.

[sweetheart]

1. Dear laura,

Whatever you did, it was cool by me.

THe fact that someone else had to post to threaten you for doing it,
assures me it was the right thing to do.

Good work, laura.

The troops should not be in iraq. They are helping to destroy the
constitution by being there. Let them rationalize their own treason.

[boobooday]

3. Laura is a lurker

Who was channeling through me -- she got my email address and was writing to me in response to posts on a thread in DU. I posted her emails, and MadProphet is responding.

Here is the thread:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=104&topic_id=1261638&mesg_id=1261638

boobooday

[Arkana]

34. Who is this freak?

All right, who is this "Laura" broad, anyway? Sounds like the plain-vanilla, uniformed, conservative freeper scum to me! Bring her on--I could use the practice!

[MadProphetMargin]

Hell yeah, Boo! Cough up the email address, already.

[Catch22Dem]

4. And you support this?

You support what boobooday says she did?

[MadProphetMargin]

9. Um, no.

Whatever gave you THAT idea?

[Bunny]

5. You got this all screwed up.

You've misunderstood what happened here.

[MadProphetMargin]

7. Um, are you accusing the troops of treason? You might as well blame

the hammer for the nail.

[lolly]

8. Whoosh!

That was the sound of the point whizzing right over your head!

You REALLY missed the boat on this one!

The fact that you had to start your post with "whatever you did" oughta be a clue.

[sweetheart]

17. did it whoosh you i kicked this thread

when it was a dead sinker?

on its way to the hell of unkicked threads.

Perhaps someone else would have kicked it?

Nope. You guys are cowards and only attack the brave.

Give me a break.

Attack an enemy.

[Name removed]

21. Deleted message

Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[sweetheart]

23. laura is gone

and we are still here. :-)

Peace brother, lets kick this bush monster out of the WH,

-s

[alittlelark]

31. BIIIIG Whooosh

Even I understand (was online a few hours ago). Sounds like 'Laura the Lurker' is a verrry uninformed individual.

[Catch22Dem]

2. I'm missing something

Who's Laura?

[MadProphetMargin]

6. Look here.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=104&topic_id=1261638&mesg_id=1261638

[tobius]

10. wow. this laura person sure has a lot of power around here.

amazing that one person and their comment can create such an emotional firestorm.

is there any evidence that this person has any type of influence, other than here of course, on any thing of importance as it relates to national defense policy? If people don't like to receive emails from lurkers turn off your email feature. :boring:

[MadProphetMargin]

11. Yep. People have a way of doing that.

Besides, you have anything BETTER to do?

[sweetheart]

15. Exactly!

Did you hear! My dog was walking round the coal bin, and he was
excited, mind you!!! very excited, and he knocked, (pray tell!!)
some of the coal (no shit!) off of the bucket and they fell on
the patio. (surpise! ;-) )

I say its a case of no shit ! We run a global empire of military
stooges and then worry about censorship when someone uses the words
"laura" or "cu*t".

[MadProphetMargin]

18. No offense, but are you drunk, or something?

[sweetheart]

29. exploring monogamy

If you know what I mean. Wink wink.. nudge nudge. :-)

We are all the enemy. Once it crossed your mind that someone
might destroy the evil bush administration... and it has come to
the attention of our secret police that you are seriously considering
what you saw in your dream.

I, this internet charlatain, who is but a confused drunkard in this
thread ( wink ) Laura works for the CIA and these other guys are
agents, "NEO, Get out while you can."

Meanwhile, my dog has eaten the piece of coal...

Its like wonder comics.

A military empire occupys the earth, whilst anonymous apologists for
empire disguise their dissemblings one by one for the next 1000 years will the empire's historians explain to us all how we were wrong.

Peace,
-s

[MadProphetMargin]

30. Um, what's the word I am looking for....Oh, yeah:

UNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH!

That is all.

[alittlelark]

32. There are times I should have a breathalyzer on my computer too

And she soulds like she's in that zone. Don't be mean, she will probably be hatin' and hurtin' in the morning.

[MadProphetMargin]

33. I'm not being mean. I am being the very model of restraint.

After all, having been called a traitor is a little bit of a provovation.

[sweetheart]

36. iz only 1 bottle of win-e and 2 shots of whiske-y

That's 3 advils, max, if i crash now. If i wait, and drink water.
No advils and a need for coffee. :-)

I love you all!!! :-)

[boobooday]

19. I totally don't understand

Sorry!

Censorship? Where did that come up?

What does it all mean, pray tell?

:shrug:

[boobooday]

12. She has been blocked from my email

But we had some fun with her for a while first, because she made clear her "lurker" status. She may well still be here. Hi Laura! :-)

Edit: I would hardly classify it as an "emotional firestorm."


http://www.wgoeshome.com

[MadProphetMargin]

GREAT website, dude.

[MadProphetMargin]

13. GREAT website, dude.

[boobooday]

14. Thanks!

I love your Bush "morph." He doesn't have to go far!

[MadProphetMargin]

16. Here's the image URL. Go nuts!

http://www. subgenius.com/bigfist/pics6/bushism/alfbush-BikePainter.gif

Best way to flog someone like Bush is with mockery.

[boobooday]

20. Oooh, that'll have to go on the site

Thanks!

boo

[MadProphetMargin]

24. Here's more.

http://www.subgenius.com/bigfist/pics6/bushism/bushism.html

[boobooday]

27. Is this your work?

These are GREAT!

When I saw the "castaway" image, I laughed out loud.

boo

[MadProphetMargin]

28. I wish. No, it's among about 5,000,000 images HERE:

http://www.subgenius.com/bigfist/eyes/eyes.html

[Malva Zebrina]

22. err excuse me but Laura is too lazy to adopt any soccer team

or adopt any football team

She is the quintessential leech off American tax payers.

She has gone on , I think, three fantastic trips to Europe on our money and has not done a damn thing with it, but act like a damn princess who is delighted to be so lauded for doing nothing.

In fact, when asked what she will do on one of these trips, she said she is looking forward to "eating and shopping"

She is looking really bad--she is just plastered with pancake stage makeup and her eyelift makes her eyes look cross eyed.

This woman, further is not loved much by her husband, from the body language I see in the photos

He is hugging her like he hugs any number of women for his photo ops and she is stiff as a board and not relaxed concerning this hug



Compare to


and



our first schlock couple are nothing but a phoney duo



Chreeist--can they look any more phoney?

Her makeup is three inches thick and her eye lift makes her look crosseyred and he looks three sheets to the wind.

[MadProphetMargin]

25. Wrong Laura, but other than that, that post ROCKED. LOL.

[boobooday]

26. It is a different Laura . . . I think

Although you are right, she looks terrible. :-)

http://www.wgoeshome.com

[Malva Zebrina]

35. Oh--excuse me!

wrong Laura -- LOL

I am embarrassed

:-(

[MadProphetMargin]

37. Don't be. Happens to everybody, sooner or later.

Heh. Happens to me all the time.