LOL Look at what Freepers are opposed to:

[wndycty]

From the first page of the Free Republic:

-snip-

As a conservative site, Free Republic is pro-God, pro-life, pro-family, pro-Constitution, pro-Bill of Rights, pro-gun, pro-limited government, pro-private property rights, pro-limited taxes, pro-capitalism, pro-national defense, pro-freedom, and-pro America. We oppose all forms of liberalism, socialism, fascism, pacifism, totalitarianism, anarchism, government enforced atheism, abortionism, feminism, homosexualism, racism, wacko environmentalism, judicial activism, etc. We also oppose the United Nations or any other world government body that may attempt to impose its will or rule over our sovereign nation and sovereign people. We believe in defending our borders, our constitution and our national sovereignty.

-snip-

[The Night Owl]

1. LOL! "Homosexualism"

Free Republic must have had Dubya write their manifesto.

[wndycty]

3. That is the one that had me laughing the most. . .

I am not sure if they are saying that they are against homophobia or for it.

[Redleg]

16. Did Jesse Helms write that one?

LOL

[Scairp]

21. Oh I don't know

I think "abortionism" is way funnier.

[Heyo]

29. Hmmm..

Are you some kind of homosexualist?

[KissMyAsscroft]

2. And what are they for?

Mindless devotion to a cokehead, frat boy who allowed a terrorist attack that killed 3,000 Americans!

Where do I sign up?!!!!!

[callous taoboy]

4. I love it:

"pro-freedom", then they promptly slam every group under the sun that doesn't have a red, white and blue bottom that gets wiped with red, white and blue toilet paper. Sheeesh!

[DulceDecorum]

20. Ditto

[fryguy]

5. in the words of one great philosopher...

"Ism's in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, "I don't believe in The Beatles, I just believe in me." Good point there. After all, he was the walrus."

[Vickers]

23. I don't believe in walruses

walrii?

:P

[fryguy]

25. ??

ask Ferris....

[trotsky]

6. What is government-enforced atheism?

That's so bogus. It's right-wing codespeak for "the government won't let me use its resources to push MY religion."

[DrWeird]

7. They oppose all forms of pacifism.

Yet they sit at their computers while there's a war going on and pretend to be veterans.

[PartyPooper]

8. They left out pragmatism and realism!

:silly:

[GiovanniC]

9. So THAT'S Why Freepers Are So Grumpy

Not enough ism.

[Skittles]

10. RACIST ASSHOLISM

they most certainly are not against THAT.

[fryguy]

11. wait a minute....

the don't believe in liberalism? they don't believe in the economic theory emphasizing individual freedom from restraint, based on free competition and the self-regulating market? i suppose, because it was omitted, that they're OK with communism then?

[IrateCitizen]

12. Pro-Constitution? They wouldn't know the Constitution if it...

jumped up and bit them on the ass!

Seriously, I would bet that if you were to poll them on things in the Constitution or Declaration of Indpendence and whether they agreed with them, they'd denounce it as some kind of communist plot.

[pippin]

13. anything ending with -ism

ism it funny?

the morons probably don't know the meaning of half of the list they cite. How did they get into the gene pool any way?

[Redleg]

14. They are also opposed to "need for cognition."

Why do they need to think when they can instead rely on their sorry-assed stereotypes and cognitive short-cuts to make sense of the world.

[tandot]

15. Homosexualism - great Dubya-Speak

W couldn't have said it any better

I also like the pro-limited government or that they oppose fascism.
LOL. So, they wont vote for Bush this year?

[Bandit]

17. A Liberal will wrap themself in the constitution and burn the flag

A conservative will wrap themself in the flag and burn the constitution. :shrug: I am a Proud Liberal

[Cat Atomic]

18. I guess they're getting their wisdom from Ferris Bueller now.

"A person whould not believe in an 'ism'. He should believe in himself"- Ferris Bueller's Day Off

[Redleg]

19. They should add "democracy" (democracism?) to that list.

Friggin' idiots.

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

22. At least they seem to have gotten the spelling wright.

Just _____ing around - right.

[shekina]

24. homosexualism huh?

I've heard of homosexualiTY, never heard of homosexualism. Get a brain morans :silly:

[bushisanidiot]

26. Freeps Use George W. Dimwit's Dictionary. "Abortionism"?

http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?book=Dictionary&va=abortionism

looked up "abortionism" at Webster Dictionary's website:

"The word you've entered isn't in the dictionary. Click on a spelling suggestion below or try again using the search box to the right.

Suggestions for abortionism:
1. abortionist
2. abolitionism
3. abortionists
4. abortions
5. operationism
6. abrogations
7. abolitionist
8. abolitions
9. abolitionisms
10. ebullitions"

[tom_paine]

27. No, they're FOR Totalitarianism

They just are too stupid and prideful to realize just what it is they are following over the cliff.

Dumbasses.

[DBoon]

28. Interesting omission

They didn't say they are opposed to alcoholism. Does that mean they support it?

[LoZoccolo]

30. There was something the other day where some of them wanted...

...to end public funding for...parks. One guy talked about privitization of our national parks! I am so not kidding, though I am tempted to think it may have been some of us going over there starting some junk to see if anyone else would come up and agree!

I mean, parks! Doesn't it kind of seem unpatriotic to mess around with stuff like the Grand Canyon or our really cool mountains and forests and stuff?