"Behind Closed Doors"

[KansDem]

BEHIND CLOSED DOORS
(with apologies to Charlie Rich and Kenny O'Dell)

My Condi makes me proud, Lord don't she make me proud
She never makes a scene by dissing me in a crowd
Now libruls want her talk, Lord, how they want her to talk
But when they call her in, I know she'll do some lyin’ for me

CHORUS:
For when she gets behind closed doors
And doesn’t have to take the oath
She makes me glad that I'm a Bushman
'Cuz 'Merikuns don't know what's spun
behind closed doors.

My Condi makes me smile, Lord don't she make me smile
She's never too far away or too tired to say "I'll lie for you"
She's always a Bushista, just like a Bushista should be
'Cuz when they call her in, I know she'll do some lyin' for me.

CHORUS:
For when she gets behind closed doors
And doesn’t have to take the oath
She makes me glad that I'm a Bushman
'Cuz my gals and guys, will tell them lies
behind closed doors.

[Spazito]

1. ROFL! Good job!

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