Will we ever see another chimp "press conference?"

[DancingBear]

I can't see the slime getting within 20 yards of a microphone anytime soon, the only caveat being if/when they catch Bin Laden, and he grants us one or two vodka-driven paragraphs about how safe we all are.

Can you imagine this fool having to answer questions? Even stranger, can you imagine a press corp with the balls enough to even ask them?

[wtmusic]

1. Maybe Cheney will now accompany the royal Sock Puppet everywhere

...?:crazy:

[BOSSHOG]

2. He'll give an exclusive to limbaugh

who will grill him with such missiles as:

Mr President, just how really disgusting is John Kerry's wife?

And, recent revelations indicate that your military record is much more distinguished then the french looking guys. I know you are modest about the issue, but please take a bow for us. Tell us what is was like to fly a jet for the United States Air Force?

Has God told you you are absolutely right about Iraq?

[grannylib]

3. "Vodka-driven..." I like that; it's so true. He has the typical speech of

a total inebriate desperately trying to sound sober and failing miserably.
What a wimp. He's not even man enough to answer questions from the 9/11 commission without Unka Dick there to hold his wittow hand.
Pathetic.

[DAGDA56]

4. If so, it will happen fast...with little if any warning...

...which will make it seem dramatic. (Probably to announce the OBL capture)...our only hope is if the press corps gets together and everybody switches seats at the last minute, making Smirky's seating chart all but useless.

[riverwalker]

5. imagine the debates

with Kerry!

[jackstraw45]

6. Of course..media will be there with knee pads

As usual.

And the debates will HELP Dubya - heard it here first.

You all cannot forget: he is the "master of low expectations."

The worse he looks now, the more Joe and Jane Doe will say: "He didn't sound that bad to me, dear. Let's vote for him again. We've heard all those nasty things on TV about that other guy."

Sh*t happens.