PDB? Who cares, Clinton....

[dennis4868]

cheated on his wife and had oral sex with an intern....please, lets STOP talking about national security issues and how Bush's inactions led to the worst terrorist act in this country's history. Lets talk about real issues, like Clinton's penis. Please dont bore me about PDB, WMD, Secret energy meetings. BORING!

:-(

[salinen]

1. Clinton's penis

was actually the 20th hijacker.

[Stephanie]

2. Okay. Let's talk about Neil's Thai hookers, Poppy's long-time mistress

and Jr.'s DUI's and community service. Let's talk about Jr.'s short fuse and demand to know what pschotropic drugs he's on.

[jobycom]

3. You are just confusing the issue. You are obviously

a gay, liberal, potsmoking hippie commie, and no one believes those.

About that short fuse of W's... How many facial aberations have they had to make excuses for? The boil, the pretzel table scratch that looked just like Laura's ring? Wonder what his face looks like now as he hides out?

[Stephanie]

5. What about when he sniped at the AP reporter the other day

and made him call him "Mr. President"?

The guy is CRACKED.

I hope he doesn't hava another accident and open up that old pretzel wound. Poppy must be PISSED.

[jobycom]

4. Hey, it wasn't about the sex! It was about

an evasive answer to a question ruled irrelevant to a civil case thrown out twice as having no merit. Not about sex, okay?!