On a scale of 1 - 10 (ten being the highest), rate Chimpy's performance

[CatWoman]

I give him a 0.

[madmax]

1. Here's mine

-109

[virgdem]

2. -90

nt

[jsw_81]

3. One

And that's only because he managed not to drool.

[sweettater]

4. -0

[DrWeird]

5. Highest what?

Highest Bush?

[CatWoman]

10. the highest score he can obtain performance wise

don't fuck with me tonight -- I'm completely drunk :D

[DrWeird]

20. What kind of performance?

Cocksucking?

[CatWoman]

34. ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

cocksucking.......................................

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

24. Me too! I was playing the "Turkey Farm Drinking Game."

I thought I was assured of sobriety when I pulled "Turkey Farm" out of the hat during the press conference office pool. It just goes to show ya.

[ThomWV]

6. Zero

No more, no less ..... Zero.

[xray s]

7. Negative infinity...

...less one.

[0007]

19. I'll double that

[mohinoaklawnillinois]

8. Does it only have to be from 0 to 10?

I'd give it -100.

[Liberal Veteran]

9. I'll have a turkey sandwich with mustard

Any questions?

[NYCGirl]

11. 1.5

One point for showing up, and one half as a pity vote.

;-)

(Edit to remove extraneous word.)

[GreenPartyVoter]

Welcome to DU!

[mike1963]

16. HEEHEE...good one. Welcome to DU!

:toast:

[Darranar]

12. -(9^9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999).

[GreenPartyVoter]

13. From a DUer's perspective: 3, From a sheeple's: 8.5

[SnohoDem]

14. 1

Only because he showed up.

[Lisa0825]

15. zero on the Kelvin scale

[spanone]

17. No scale low enough. A pathetic performance.

[LoZoccolo]

18. 3 (the highest so far).

Let me explain.

2 is he gets mad and storms off.
1.5 is he starts crying.
1 is he has some sort of fit where he loses control of his body.

So yeah, he gets a 3 because he didn't have a meltdown. But there's not much else to it.

[SnohoDem]

42. Kiss Ass

:)

just kidding

[LoZoccolo]

44. If you think /that/ was...

...wait'll I admit that I actually agreed with what he said here:

And as the greatest power on the face of the Earth, we have an obligation to help the spread of freedom. We have an obligation to help feed the hungry. I think the American people find it interesting that we're providing food for the North Korea people who starve. We have an obligation to lead the fight on AIDS, on Africa. And we have an obligation to work toward a more free world. That's our obligation. That is what we have been called to do, as far as I'm concerned. And my job as the President is to lead this nation into making the world a better place.

I start having a problem right after this though, because he claimed:

And that's exactly what we're doing.

Funny he didn't mention how some of his plans for this involve breaking international law, lying to the UN, lying to the people of this nation, killing three times as many civilians as died in the WTC (bad as that was), and getting great disrespect all over the world. Especially when he could have easily made a human rights case against Saddam before the world that probably would have ended up being a much cleaner process with possibly no civilian casualties.

[0007]

21. -.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001

[CatWoman]

22. Jerry

you're so generous

:D

:hi:

[0007]

41. Hi babe,

:loveya:

[Amaya]

23. 1

for his glowing tie.
The words he managed to utter were nothing more than flaming pile of monkey shit.

[Cleita]

25. Excuse moi but when you reach 0 you can then progress to

negative numbers or minus (-) so he isn't even a minus one to me. I will give him -100 and just as chilly.

[davekriss]

26. Negative 911 (n/t)

[billbuckhead]

27. I give him a gentleman's "1" for showing up

Hey, that's more than "W" did in the National Guard.
People were calling me up on my cellphone on my drive home from work saying what an embarrassment to America Bush is.

[guitar man]

28. my summary of *'s performance

[mvd]

29. 1

I didn't watch so he gets a point for that. :hi:

[PartyPooper]

30. Double minus zero and subtract a thousand!

He was a disaster!

[pinniped]

31. -666

n/t

[qanda]

32. I'll give him a 1

Because at the end of the press conference he seemed less scripted, but he was still spewing the same crap. Overall, it was a good chance to teach my children about spitballs.

[PA Democrat]

33. Are negative numbers allowed

I keep thinking of the speech that Clinton gave at the Democratic unity dinner, and it made me so wistful for a president that sounded intelligent when he spoke.

[nefarious]

35. -10... If any press conference ever undid the constitutents'

belief that their politician had something meaningful to say, it had to be smirk*'s babbling, incoherent, uncogent, unfocussed, hung over, drugged out, brainless, in way over his head excuse for a press conference tonight. It was a miserable failure, and easily seeing that, I can't believe the way the whores spun it, as if to pretend they haven't noticed the emperor has no brain.

I am now beginning to think they intend to lose this coming election so the repugnant-cans can blame Kerry for America's continuing troubles (which dumbya did his best to bring to a rapid boil).

[number6]

36. .0666

:evilgrin: rated by # 6

[RafterMan]

37. I give him a "6"

Sure, on a personal level, it was repulsive -- but so were all his other performances, to me. I think tonight he effectively went back to whatever formula he used on the people who've bought his bit in the past.

The reason I give only a 6 is that circumstances are changing and people may be viewing his schtick more sceptically right now. I hope this is the one-time-too-many that he goes to that well, but he didn't look any dumber to me tonight than usual.

[TimMooring]

38. Come on everyone: You're just grinning

That was a solid 10!!!!!

what a bravura performance, i was so hoping he'd come out for an encore

If he could manage w/o slipping in the brown stuff on the floor

cheney's in the deepest level of his burrow in emergency session

condi's oil tanker was lost at sea

The repugs have shit enough bricks to build a wailing wall

Life feels good for a fucking change

[Generic Other]

39. I lost 10 IQ points just listening to the idiot.

How I grade him (100 points):

-10 using a listening device.
-10 avoiding the question.
-10 refusing to take responsibility for his own behavior.
-10 wearing a neon barberpole around his neck.
-10 saying "uh" too often.
-10 fidgeting.
-10 smirking when he talked about killing Iraqis.
-10 reading his lines with a wooden delivery.
-10 rambling like a drunken sailor on liberty.
-10 lying so much his pants started smouldering.

TOTAL SCORE: 0

[FemaleDemfromMass]

40. 0

:hi:


A definite 0.

MassFem

[KeepItReal]

43. SUB-ZERO

<EOM>

[Selwynn]

45. I can't believe topics like this... :)

Gee, I wonder what the replies will be like :D

[bonemachine]

46. The Square Root of Negative One

Or i. It's an imaginary number :)

[IndianaGreen]

47. I gave him a zero too!

Most pathetic performance in a series of pathetic performances.

[No2W2004]

48. scores..

+1 for knowing it was night time
-1 for using the word "freedom" a thousand friggin times
+5 for not ordering the SS detail to remove the reporter who asked an unapproved question
-10 for not saying that "Dr. Rice couldn't have briefed me about bin laden using planes for terra because her 'aunt flo' was visitin' that week."

and -100 for use of his pet word....."uh"

[JCMach1]

49. 11- your scale is just wrong

that was his FINEST news conference ever...


Of course, he gives the crappiest news conferences in the history of the Presidency.

It's all relative... no doubt Fox was wetting themselves over it.