I'm sure Dan Rather is already working on the script ...
It wouldn't be election night without some wacky “Ratherisms” or, if you prefer, “Danisms.” Here are the ones we observed from the CBS Evening News through the end of CBS's 10pm EST hour. MRC analyst Patrick Gregory tracked down most of them:
> Opening the November 5 CBS Evening News: “CBS News has assembled an experienced team of correspondents to bring you the returns and analysis tonight. And we could be in for a long night with the Senate battle as tight as a botox smile.”
> During 9pm EST two minute update before Judging Amy.
-- “Two hands worth of white knucklers still hanging ten.”
-- And, on the Arkansas Senate race: “Polls closed one half hour ago in Arkansas. We can tell you that race is crackling like a hickory fire.”
> During CBS's EST/CST prime time hour at 10pm EST:
-- “Georgia now is colored red. What a big win for the Republicans. And they’ll be breaking out the longnecks in Republican headquarters in Texas and elsewhere, not to mention the White House itself, although Lesley says they pop the caps only on Doctor Pepper ten two and four there.”
-- “Well Bob certainly as recently as a week or ten days ago, the Republicans would have considered this kind of win in Georgia as a situation somewhat like the cat that finds a mouse in the milk: unexpected but very much appreciated.”
-- “Now, we’ll be back with more of our election coverage, and it’s beginning to get exciting as the Democrats’ fingernails are beginning to sweat now, so stick in here with us, we’ll have more after this break.”
-- “If, Bob, if it turns out that Republicans regain control of the Senate, and thus President Bush has the White House, both houses of Congress, and a very substantial majority on the U.S. Supreme Court, would or would it not be too strong to say that this night has been the 'Bushification’ of America?” Schieffer gave in: “You could say that.”
http://www.mediaresearch.org/cyberalerts/2002/cyb20021106.aspWhat's the Frequency, Dan?
Election-night quotes of CBS anchor Dan Rather: "This presidential race is crackling like a hickory fire." "Bush has had a lead since the very start, but his lead is now shakier than cafeteria jello." " Al Gore may be as cross as a snapping turtle." "This thing is so wild, wacky and wooly, nobody knows how it's going to come out." "Now that will have the Bush people in Austin jumping out of their seats like they were stabbed with hatpins." "This much tension you can't cut with a saw, it requires a blowtorch." "The presidential race is still hotter than a Laredo parking lot." "It's spandex tight." "You'd have to say this thing is as tight as rusted lugnuts on a '55 Ford." "Al Gore's...got his back to the wall, his shirttail on fire and a bill collector's at the door, but he's not finished yet."
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