CNN Polls: "They're all aliens!" Edition

[Goldom]

Last time- http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=1488429

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Time for some more HEADLINE NEWS!
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How many space aliens are currently living on Earth?
10 19%
100 7%
1,000 13%
10,000 61%
415 votes

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Do you agree with "Nightline's" decision to read all the names of the war dead?
Yes 77%
No 23%
23,551 votes

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Do you believe militant cleric Abu Bakar Ba'asyir should be re-arrested?
Yes 77%
No 23%
315 votes

http://edition.cnn.com
Are you excited by the expansion of the European Union from 15 to 25 countries?
Yes 56%
No 44%
8,561 votes
(Exciting!)

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Do you believe the United States should significantly increase the size of its armed forces?
Yes 59%
No 41%
2,661 votes
(As long as it's not you, right?)

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Were you upset by pictures that appear to show Iraqi detainees being abused by U.S. troops?
Yes 67%
No 33%
119,129 votes
(Upset they were shown, or upset they were abused? Hmm...)

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Does Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry have a clear plan for Iraq?
Yes 86%
No 14%
57 votes

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What was the top business news story of the past week?
China indicates it will slow economic growth 21%
Comcast drops bid for Disney 4%
GDP figures show rise in inflation 36%
Google files for $2.7B IPO 38%
4,898 votes

[0rganism]

1. What? Why is there no ZERO response?

> How many space aliens are currently living on Earth?
> 10 19%
> 100 7%
> 1,000 13%
> 10,000 61%
> 415 votes

I looked myself, I couldn't believe it. There is no ZERO or OTHER choice. We have to accept, as a premise, that space aliens are here.

And if they are, why would there be, at most, 10k? Why not 100k? Or 6 Billion?

I'm inclined to think humans are space aliens. We came to this planet as refugees on a colony ship, killed off the indiginous higher primates (Neanderthals, Australopithicus, etc.) in the process of building a starter civilization (Atlantis?), which then annihilated itself some 30000 years ago. We're already living in post-apocalyptic society, which is why we're all so fucked up.

But CNN doesn't poll for that, so I'm SOL.