Bush's 2005 deficit reduction plan

[KuroKensaki]

Discussing some things with my dad today. We took Bush's plan to restore all those lost manufacturing jobs by reclassifying burger production as manufacturing, and applied it to another economic woe--the increasing deficit. It's a surprisingly obvious answer: Put Ken Lay in charge of the General Accounting Office. Wow! We actually have a surplus!!

Everybody feel free to tack on some more ingenious solutions to all of America's problems if Bush gets reelected in 2005.

How about this one... We can put an immediate stop to the ballooning costs of health insurance for the majority of Americans in one simple step! Have health insurance companies drop sick people's policies!

Or how about this one: tired of juvenile crime? Easy solution, enroll every able-bodied 11-year-old who goes to public school in Junior-Junior-ROTC with a fast track to the battlefield.

Let's have some more!

[Catfight]

1. We can give another tax break for gas guzzling vehicals

consume more gas, pass more tax breaks.