What's * gonna do when Kerry comes to take occupancy of the White House?
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Mon May-31-04 07:53 PM
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Poll question: What's * gonna do when Kerry comes to take occupancy of the White House?
Cooley Hurd
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Mon May-31-04 07:54 PM
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1. Chain himself to the radiator...
...and soil himself repeatedly.
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Mon May-31-04 08:05 PM
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How could I have missed that one!
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Mon May-31-04 07:58 PM
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2. He'll be doped to the gills
I don't think it's outside the realm of possibility that he'll be put under heavy medication to keep him from making some kind of scene at the Inauguration. I'd also be willing to bet that Bar and Poppy will be on hand to keep him under control.
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Mon May-31-04 08:00 PM
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It will not be a pretty sight.
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Mon May-31-04 08:10 PM
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5. Military coup. He will not relinquish the reigns.
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Mon May-31-04 08:10 PM
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6. Other, he will ask Karl and Dick what to do next..
...and call daddy and mommy and ask them to make it all better like they always do.
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Mon May-31-04 08:22 PM
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If bu$h loses. Believe it. These criminals cannot afford to lose.
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Mon May-31-04 08:39 PM
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9. Yup, I expect a terrorist attack AFTER the election, not before
November 15th or so. Martial law is delcared and the handover of power to Kerry will be "postponed" due to "national security concerns".
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Mon May-31-04 08:47 PM
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10. Perhaps On Election Day. Take out a location in a blue state. "Trifecta"
Bush gets automatic martial law and a "win" by some new way of defining "countable votes". Of course, if the "attack" takes out Kerry, then BushCo gets another "trifecta". And we know how much Junior loves to use that "trifecta" joke.
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Mon May-31-04 09:03 PM
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12. I say it will not be pleasent
It will be the first hostile transfer of power in the United States.
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Mon May-31-04 09:07 PM
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13. It's an incredibly weird and scary thought.
But this coup has been in the planning stages for decades. The bushistas won't let go of it easily, imho.
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Mon May-31-04 08:37 PM
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8. he'll pretend that laura and himself aren't at home.
they'll whisper and duck behind furniture and hope that the people on the porch give up and go away
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Mon May-31-04 08:52 PM
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11. He'll Be Escorted Out Of The White House By The SS
Carrying every "K" off of every keyboard in the place.
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Mon May-31-04 09:09 PM
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about the Clinton's took all the w off of the key board. I wish they would have taken the damn keyboard itself. How in the hell did we get into this mess, I ask?
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