What will * do after he's thrown out of We The People's White House?

[MoonRiver]

Poll question: What will * do after he's thrown out of We The People's White House?

The guy has ZIP for a brain, and ZERO talents. How the heck will this loser fill his empty days after Kerry gets the presidency??

[swag]

1. OTHER: Serve a second term.

[RC]

14. No, Service a life sentence in a federal prison

[TexasSissy]

2. He'll go back to the awl bidness.

[Warpy]

3. Achieve his father's relevance

spend most of his time in Houston licking his wounds, with occasional trips around the country to shake down the rich and the stupid on the behalf of the RNC.

[MikeG]

4. Him and Clinton will hit the bars looking for chicks.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

5. Eh

he'll hang out, have a book ghost-written for him, go on book tours, get paid obscene amounts of money to give goo-gah speeches on how the lib-ruls ruined his poor pathetic life.

He'll never hurt for money, he'll probably start hitting the hootch a bit.

He will NOT live in Crawford. His main residence will most likely be in Houston but look for him to be in New England just as much as Houston.

Don't look for him to travel internationally, though! BWA! For fear of his life, of course.

Or tomato peltings.

He fade off into obscurity, especially as people gain the perspective of time and realize how incredibly bad he truly was.

[Blue-Jay]

6. Check into We The People's "Big House"

I hear that they're running a "fraternity pranks" special at Fort Leavenworth next year. To alleviate the burden on the average taxpayer, I'll generously pay for a few broomsticks out of my own pocket.

[Canuckistanian]

7. They're waxing up a chair for him at The Carlyle Group

As we speak. Brains? Talent? He didn't need any of those to get 2 oil companies, a baseball team a Governorship and the Presidency. They were HANDED to him.

[MoonRiver]

8. Yeah, but once Pappy, Babs, and Jebby can't squeeze anything

more out of his shriveled arse to promote the family dynasty, will they keep handing him toys?

[polmaven]

9. Just one question

about number 4. Wouldn't he ave to be smartened up to be abel to be considered smart enough to be dumbed down?

[MoonRiver]

10. That's an interesting point.

I think we'll have to engage in some serious philosophical reflection to solve this question!

[donhakman]

11. I pictured this earlier

[MoonRiver]

12. Lol!

Beam * up Scotty! He's ready to be raptured!

[TahitiNut]

13. He'll collect $20,000,000/year speaking to true believers.

Yes, speaking. :puke: