Truly sad Fox headline on Bush / Chirac: "Trying to Get Along"

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

...with the soon-to-be-famous "I do not want to shake your hand" photo:



If you want a screen shot, go take it NOW...Fox tends to change these front pages pretty quickly.

http://www.foxnews.com/

[w13rd0]

1. Is Bush trying to get Chirac...

...to touch his monkey? He's pulling his hand back, and then he'll sweep in with the left hand, grab Chiracs hand, and scream, on live TV, "Touch it! Touch it! Touch my monkey you damn frogman!" He'll then start thumping on his kevlar chest like a rabid ape, and go gallopping down the fairway on all fours...

[jean]

2. Even in profile, Chirac looks polished, confident and strong next to wimp

[acmavm]

3. Bush has a totally paranoid, weird look on his face, like he's half afraid

to shake Chirac's hand. Is he having another one of his 'disconnects' from reality? What the hell could be going through his (please excuse the exaggeration) mind?

[Generator]

4. When I take a break from being outraged and fulminating

around here, I'm laughing hysterically.

Shrubs thought bubble:

"I guess I haveta give you a handshake, you Cheese eating surrender monkey, anything so I-RAQ doesn't stop me from getting e-lected again, hey Lord, don't think I'm gay or nuthin."

[Malva Zebrina]

5. Oh for godaam sake--he is making a farce of some kind of a tennis

competition over it. This is all this idiot of a man knows how to do.

Jesys kerrist--he is such an adolescent boob without a brain.