Breaking: Ronald Reagan STILL dead!

[democrat in Tallahassee]

just in case you hadn't heard

[VolcanoJen]

1. As is Generalissimo Francisco Franco!!!

:D

[playahata1]

2. Hi, Peggy!

Check your PM. Peace.

[Andy_Stephenson]

3. Richard Nixon is not checking in because...

he is still dead too.

[IconoclastIlene]

4. if he becomes undead; will you let us know.

I'd like to be the first to know about the resurrection.

[greatauntoftriplets]

5. Herbert Hoover also will not comment....

...because he's still dead as well.

:evilgrin:

[comsymp]

6. Attempts to reach President Eisenhower for comment were unsuccessful

[lanparty]

7. Bigger news ..... !!!

Reagan has been dead for quite some time. You are your mind. Reagan's mind has likely been gone for at least 10 years.

[cheezus]

8. He's been functionally dead for a long time

poor guy. I have sympathy for EVERYONE who gets alzheimers. Terrible illness. Hopefully his death may have some impact on stem cell research.

[StaggerLee]

9. Abe Vigoda

NOT DEAD!

:7

[Media_Lies_Daily]

10. No, 'e's nawt! 'E's just restin'!...

Or 'as 'e been nailed to the perch?

[AwakeAtLast]

11. Bryan Adams

Canadian!

[fla nocount]

12. Coolidge protests............

"this lack of leadership is predisposed and immature. The reported demise of our lackey and pool boy has been greatly exaggerated....he's simply not answering his phone.....this has happened before.....he was calling himself Hoover at the time but it's the same guy.....believe me."

[dbt]

13. Saved me the trouble of asking!

Thank you.
Oh, by the way. Freepers will see this and think we are horrible. Fuck them, too.

:evilgrin:
dbt

[ibegurpard]

14. And I STILL don't care

eom

[Ms. Clio]

15. Hitler is still dead

And I am still happy about it.

Guess that makes me a real evil DUer.

[BringEmOn]

16. Jes' wait for the third day....

[FleshCartoon]

17. Contrary to still-circulating rumours...

...Paul McCartney is alive. But he did drugs.

[Oddman]

18. and Reagan was the walrus!

[FleshCartoon]

22. Coo-coo-cachoo! (n/t)

And I am the Egg-man.

[Arugula Latte]

19. Damn!

I was going to make this joke! (I thought I'd wait a day or two, out of decorum, but NOOOOOOOOOooooooooo, you had to beat me to it!)

[DeaconBlues]

20. What kind of coverage did the the seven astronauts of the Columbia get?

If I remember, we heard about them for an entire day. Reagan gets a week (will be buried on Friday). Great priorities, America.

[mike1963]

21. So is Jesus. Not the one (J. Gonzales) who lives down the street though

:eyes:
:evilgrin:

[Downtown Hound]

23. Reagan is dead???!!!